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LadyButterfly she/her
piefed.blahaj.zone
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-06-10 |
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Tyrq
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-02-10 |
It's all just part of the torment nexus Er sorry, I meant hustle grindset |
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sudoku
programming.dev
sudoku@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-27 |
Only in US people waste 3 hours of their time for nothing... |
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Roguelazer
lemmy.world
roguelazer@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-15 |
That's bigger than any workspace I've ever had in my entire 20+ years of working. It has a window and drawers and some modicum of privacy? How did this office drone get so lucky as to avoid the last few decades of open plan double-hot-desked bullshit? |
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VibeSurgeon
piefed.social
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
Cubicles are long gone. Current offices offer far less desk space, and you're probably hot desking too |
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TheGoldenV
lemmy.world
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-09-23 |
Ugh . With your back to the entrance. Gross |
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IncogCyberSpaceUser
piefed.social
IncogCyberSpaceUser@piefed.social Joined: 2025-05-18 |
Only in US people waste 3 hours of their time for nothing...
You clearly don't know what's going on in the world if you think this type of corporate bullshit is exclusive to the US. |
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LSNLDN
slrpnk.net
LSNLDN@slrpnk.net Joined: 2023-06-14 |
That's bigger than any workspace I've ever had in my entire 20+ years of working. It has a window and drawers and some modicum of privacy? How did this office drone get so lucky as to avoid the last few decades of open plan double-hot-desked bullshit?
Literally came here to say this lol F |
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mastertigurius
lemmy.world
mastertigurius@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-17 |
Only in US people waste 3 hours of their time for nothing...
Ooooohohoooh, try working in the Philippines. Not uncommon for the commute to be three hours each way. While the US is a capitalist nightmare, the Philippines is a capitalist hellscape. |
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rockerface🇺🇦
lemmy.cafe
rockerface@lemmy.cafeJoined: 2025-06-29 |
That's bigger than any workspace I've ever had in my entire 20+ years of working. It has a window and drawers and some modicum of privacy? How did this office drone get so lucky as to avoid the last few decades of open plan double-hot-desked bullshit?
Manager level office, easily |
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rockerface🇺🇦
lemmy.cafe
rockerface@lemmy.cafeJoined: 2025-06-29 |
Cubicles are long gone. Current offices offer far less desk space, and you're probably hot desking too
My workplace has hot desking, but that's caused by the fact most employees are working remotely now and they've reduced rented office space in half since COVID. Haven't been there in at least 2 years. |
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Stupidmanager
lemmy.world
Stupidmanager@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
Only in US people waste 3 hours of their time for nothing...
Yeah, not just USA. I commute via walking+bus here in Spain, 35min each way to a company that is in tech. 90% of our meetings are online and the ones in person are just as pointless. We also call ourselves a global company. |
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
piefed.social
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-08 |
Only in US people waste 3 hours of their time for nothing...
I lived in Madrid, Spain, for a good while. I had three options: Do a 1.5 hours commute in public transportation, do a 30 mins commute by car but leaving home 30 mins earlier than by public transportation to avoid all the traffic (and then leave work around 1 hour later than my shift ended to do the same on the way back). Or pay a rent that was higher than my paycheck lo live somewhere closer to my workplace. It's not just the US. I'd agree tho that only in the US people have this mentality about working being more important than anything else. |
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jaybone
lemmy.zip
jaybone@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-02-08 |
That's bigger than any workspace I've ever had in my entire 20+ years of working. It has a window and drawers and some modicum of privacy? How did this office drone get so lucky as to avoid the last few decades of open plan double-hot-desked bullshit?
Plus they have a nice view of the Panera Bread dumpster. |
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apotheotic (she/her)
beehaw.org
apotheotic@beehaw.orgJoined: 2023-07-11 |
Only in US people waste 3 hours of their time for nothing...
UK here, 2 hours |
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jaybone
lemmy.zip
jaybone@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-02-08 |
I lived in Madrid, Spain, for a good while. I had three options: Do a 1.5 hours commute in public transportation, do a 30 mins commute by car but leaving home 30 mins earlier than by public transportation to avoid all the traffic (and then leave work around 1 hour later than my shift ended to do the same on the way back). Or pay a rent that was higher than my paycheck lo live somewhere closer t...
Let’s not break the self righteous narrative here. |
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jaybone
lemmy.zip
jaybone@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-02-08 |
Yeah, not just USA. I commute via walking+bus here in Spain, 35min each way to a company that is in tech. 90% of our meetings are online and the ones in person are just as pointless. We also call ourselves a global company.
Global companies make you do the same pointless shit. |
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hemko
lemmy.dbzer0.com
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-07-03 |
Only in US people waste 3 hours of their time for nothing...
My commute is 2-4h (back and forth) depending on whether I'm driving, taking train or cycling. Train is fastest, and cycling slowest. Of course I don't travel this distance every day, since I'm mostly working from home If you're working in a large city but don't want to, or can't afford to actually live in the city, you're gonna have a long commute |
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FrowingFostek
lemmy.world
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-21 |
Today I learned the term "hot desking". I'm certain Marx would have hated it for us. |
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deltapi
lemmy.world
deltapi@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-16 |
When I was told I needed to come in for meetings I started booking the conference room. After my third time, I was asked why I was booking it. |
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Evil_Shrubbery
thelemmy.club
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club Joined: 2025-08-15 |
Only in US people waste 3 hours of their time for nothing...
While they didn't invent cars nor suburbs USA exported car-centric policies en mass to their colonies. Especially developing countries where more much infrastructure existed. |
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Bazell
lemmy.zip
Bazell@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-11-12 |
Looks cozy actually. |
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Viking_Hippie
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-04 |
Today I learned the term "hot desking". I'm certain Marx would have hated it for us.
Just looked it up and I loathe it. For those wondering:
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mimavox
piefed.social
mimavox@piefed.socialJoined: 2026-03-13 |
Looks cozy actually.
Agree, but I also have a weird office space kink |
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BradleyUffner
lemmy.world
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-11 |
Holy shit, you got a window?! |
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scoutfdt
lemmy.dbzer0.com
scoutfdt@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-21 |
I wish I had a cubicle |
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SupraMario
lemmy.world
SupraMario@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-09 |
I lived in Madrid, Spain, for a good while. I had three options: Do a 1.5 hours commute in public transportation, do a 30 mins commute by car but leaving home 30 mins earlier than by public transportation to avoid all the traffic (and then leave work around 1 hour later than my shift ended to do the same on the way back). Or pay a rent that was higher than my paycheck lo live somewhere closer t...
Japan would like a word... |
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1984
lemmy.today
1984@lemmy.todayJoined: 2023-07-28 |
Just looked it up and I loathe it. For those wondering: The term hot desking is a slang term that refers to the practice of assigning office-based employees limited and random desk space instead of providing each employee with a permanent desk
Ah you guys dont have this yet? It makes the office even more horrible, because now you dont even have a fixed seat. You have to find somewhere free to sit. :) Every morning starts with messing around with monitors, adapters, cables, chair settings trying to find a comfortable setting, monitor placement to not get ceiling light reflecting into your eyes... Also unless you are early, you will get one of the worst seats, so... And if you were enjoying sitting next to some person, forget it. No more fixed relationships. Random colleagues every day next to you. Yeah its just amazing in general. The modern office. |
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Vlyn
lemmy.zip
Vlyn@lemmy.zipJoined: 2023-08-15 |
You got a window and a cubicle? Damn. I hate open office plans, whoever came up with those should burn in hell. |
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AnarchistArtificer
slrpnk.net
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net Joined: 2023-06-09 |
My commute is 2-4h (back and forth) depending on whether I'm driving, taking train or cycling. Train is fastest, and cycling slowest. Of course I don't travel this distance every day, since I'm mostly working from home If you're working in a large city but don't want to, or can't afford to actually live in the city, you're gonna have a long commute
Fucking hell, that's grim. My sympathies |
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hemko
lemmy.dbzer0.com
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-07-03 |
Fucking hell, that's grim. My sympathies
Fortunately I'm in a position where I can mostly work from home, so it's not like I'd be commuting every day. Probably should have mentioned that in the previous reply |
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ZombiFrancis
sh.itjust.works
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-24 |
I appreciate that my office is a glorified motor pool and printer house. |
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bridgeburner
lemmy.world
bridgeburner@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-01-30 |
Ah you guys dont have this yet? It makes the office even more horrible, because now you dont even have a fixed seat. You have to find somewhere free to sit. :) Every morning starts with messing around with monitors, adapters, cables, chair settings trying to find a comfortable setting, monitor placement to not get ceiling light reflecting into your eyes... Also unless you are early, you will ge...
Jeez, that sounds absolutely horrible. What's the mental gymnastics of the managers this time that they try to justify all of this? |
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bridgeenjoyer
sh.itjust.works
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-06 |
That's bigger than any workspace I've ever had in my entire 20+ years of working. It has a window and drawers and some modicum of privacy? How did this office drone get so lucky as to avoid the last few decades of open plan double-hot-desked bullshit?
This is the only desk type ive ever seen lol |
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captainlezbian
lemmy.world
captainlezbian@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
Ah you guys dont have this yet? It makes the office even more horrible, because now you dont even have a fixed seat. You have to find somewhere free to sit. :) Every morning starts with messing around with monitors, adapters, cables, chair settings trying to find a comfortable setting, monitor placement to not get ceiling light reflecting into your eyes... Also unless you are early, you will ge...
What the fuck is wrong with employers‽ |
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WoodScientist
lemmy.world
WoodScientist@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-06 |
What the fuck is wrong with employers‽
They're run by people who are so wealthy that their primary reason for not simply retiring is that they can use their position to coerce sex from their employees. It's hard to coerce sex from someone if they're working remote. |
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SoulKaribou
lemmy.ml
SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml Joined: 2024-03-18 |
Jeez, that sounds absolutely horrible. What's the mental gymnastics of the managers this time that they try to justify all of this?
"Fostering inter teams relations" "Google or Spotify or whatever does it, so are we" In truth I believe it's to push teams having one person wfh per day, while others sit wherever. This way, you can save seats, therefore rent, while allowing "wfh" and being an "authentic spearheading company onwards to building the future of humanity's tomorrow." |
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darthinvidious
lemmy.world
thatradomguy@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-12-02 |
You got a window and a cubicle? Damn. I hate open office plans, whoever came up with those should burn in hell.
Agreed |
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nutsack
lemmy.dbzer0.com
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-03-20 |
I take fat shits in the office |
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Taleya
aussie.zone
Taleya@aussie.zone Joined: 2023-06-21 |
Ah you guys dont have this yet? It makes the office even more horrible, because now you dont even have a fixed seat. You have to find somewhere free to sit. :) Every morning starts with messing around with monitors, adapters, cables, chair settings trying to find a comfortable setting, monitor placement to not get ceiling light reflecting into your eyes... Also unless you are early, you will ge...
And if you're a 24/7 workplace then you're either standing there like an jackass while the shift before you finishes up and hates you the entire time, or hating the jackass standing over you while you're trying to finish up |
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