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What should I yell in public to cause chaos?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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destiper lemmy.ml destiper@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-02-05
#2 · (edited) Quote Reply

what could you yell? something about a bomb. should you? probably not.
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
#3 · Quote Reply
destiper wrote:
what could you yell? something about a bomb. should you? probably not.

I don't want THAT MUCH chaos
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Corporal_Punishment feddit.uk Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-09-22
#4 · Quote Reply

"I just shit myself"
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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

"Free free Isratine!!"
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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
#6 · Quote Reply
FreshParsnip wrote:
I don't want THAT MUCH chaos

In that case, a REALLY SMALL bomb
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andrewta lemmy.world andrewta@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#7 · Quote Reply
FreshParsnip wrote:
I don't want THAT MUCH chaos

Then go near a playground in a beat up van yelling “free candy”
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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
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"EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A ROBBERY. ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU!"
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batterystapled lemmy.ml batterystapled@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-03-08
#9 · Quote Reply

Candies
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calmblue75 lemmy.ml calmblue75@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-10-06
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batterystapled wrote:
Candies

Even better, free icecream!
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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-31
#11 · Quote Reply

THIS IS A TEST! EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM! (proceeds to run away scared)
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