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How would you react if someone sent you a green onion?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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And then the next day they sent you two green onions? Then three the next day? And four the next day? And they keep adding one a day indefinitely?

Should I not use weed?

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zeppo lemmy.world zeppo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
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I’d probably start dicing them up and drying them. Other than that, I guess I could go into the onion selling business by the time they’re bringing me 150 a day. Just hit up some restaurants and grocery stores

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toomanypancakes piefed.world toomanypancakes@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-09
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I would be thrilled until I started receiving more than I could ever use. Then I would curse the mystery green onion reverse thief for the rest of my days.

I'm taking another bong hit just for you.

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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
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I’d probably start dicing them up and drying them. Other than that, I guess I could go into the onion selling business by the time they’re bringing me 150 a day. Just hit up some restaurants and grocery stores

And if they're given to me for free, I can undercut all the competition

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Dr. Wesker lemmy.sdf.org wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-10
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I use them a lot in cooking, so at first I'd be happy. And then after a while, I'd just have to figure out how to sell them at scale for profit.

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theskyisfalling lemmy.dbzer0.com theskyisfalling@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-20
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