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negativenull piefed.world negativenull@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-06-12
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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
#2 · Quote Reply

Captain Jellico: “Riker, if I wasn’t already Captain I’d give you a promotion!”
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partial_accumen lemmy.world partial_accumen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#3 · Quote Reply
AeronMelon wrote:
Captain Jellico: “Riker, if I wasn’t already Captain I’d give you a promotion!”

Captain Jellico: “Riker, if I wasn’t already Captain I’d give you a promotion a raise!”

The extra joke was right there!
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BillyClark piefed.social BillyClark@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-21
#4 · Quote Reply

Makes sense. Doesn't Frakes have a bad back?
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KneeTitts lemmy.world KneeTitts@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

Step 1: Be tall

Step 2: Dont be not tall
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dohpaz42 lemmy.world dohpaz42@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#6 · Quote Reply
partial_accumen wrote:
Captain Jellico: “Riker, if I wasn’t already Captain I’d give you a promotion a raise!” The extra joke was right there!

I must commend you for lifting up @aeronmelon@lemmy.world with your suggestion!
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partial_accumen lemmy.world partial_accumen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#7 · Quote Reply
dohpaz42 wrote:
I must commend you for lifting up @aeronmelon@lemmy.world with your suggestion!

I'd also like to note the meme/joke is set inside a turbo lift.
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dohpaz42 lemmy.world dohpaz42@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#8 · Quote Reply
partial_accumen wrote:
I'd also like to note the meme/joke is set inside a turbo lift.

That takes this joke to new heights!
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raef lemmy.world raef@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-11
#9 · Quote Reply

best to listen to the guy with a back so messed up he can't sit down on a chair like a human
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Sunsofold lemmings.world Sunsofold@lemmings.world
Joined: 2025-01-08
#10 · Quote Reply

Riker: Try? You mean you can fail?
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partial_accumen lemmy.world partial_accumen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#11 · Quote Reply

Not sure why this is the first time I noticed this, but Frakes is really tall! According to the internet he's 6'4". Burton is 5′ 7″. In my head both men were about the same height.
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