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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance
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technocrit lemmy.dbzer0.com technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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esc piefed.social esc@piefed.social
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Nuclear artillery, my beloved!

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AnchoriteMagus lemmy.world AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world
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You'd think someone who calls himself a Marine would be able to parse the fact that humanity has never been able to create an atomic weapon that will fit in something smaller than a mid-size sedan, much less a fucking vest.

What a moron.

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Hermit_Lailoken lemmy.world Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world
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You'd think someone who calls himself a Marine would be able to parse the fact that humanity has never been able to create an atomic weapon that will fit in something smaller than a mid-size sedan, much less a fucking vest. What a moron.

What about a dirty bomb?

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Luminous5481 "Enemy of the State" anarchist.nexus Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus
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You'd think someone who calls himself a Marine would be able to parse the fact that humanity has never been able to create an atomic weapon that will fit in something smaller than a mid-size sedan, much less a fucking vest. What a moron.

humanity has never been able to create an atomic weapon that will fit in something smaller than a mid-size sedan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W54

there probably isn't a good time to ever say never.

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Cassa lemmy.blahaj.zone Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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humanity has never been able to create an atomic weapon that will fit in something smaller than a mid-size sedan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W54 there probably isn't a good time to ever say never.

not to mention the soviet nuclear suitcases 🤔

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Fives discuss.online Fives@discuss.online
Joined: 2025-07-02
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Iran COULD do any number of things. Sure, let’s invent more stuff they COULD do to justify murdering them.

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esc piefed.social esc@piefed.social
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You'd think someone who calls himself a Marine would be able to parse the fact that humanity has never been able to create an atomic weapon that will fit in something smaller than a mid-size sedan, much less a fucking vest. What a moron.

Humanity was able to do it since 50-ies, anyway do marines somehow kbow about specific nuclear devices by being in that military branch?

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Hirom beehaw.org Hirom@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-03-02
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They could also develop an antimatter slingshot.

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MerryJaneDoe lemmy.dbzer0.com MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-03-15
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They could also develop an antimatter slingshot.

I'd get a Prime membership if I could order one of those, for sure! Go Iran!

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ATS1312 lemmy.dbzer0.com ATS1312@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Every time I see this kind of "news," I believe JD Vance is having it made instead.

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