How do I get in on this?

Stealing from Nestlé and hopefully giving to the poor 🤔

They have as much right to a finger as anyone.

You have to join the underground transgender mafia first.

Ok, but can we all agree that “Underground Transgender Mafia” is like, one of the most badass band names ever?

Nah, I’m pm with them just stealing from Nestle

liz truss went from the PM who speedran tanking the uk's economy to the next alex jones copycat what a fucking career path

At least she didn't invade Iran.

Please tell me this is just bad satire

Dicked Chicks Chomp Nicked Chocs

The first rule of underground transgender mafia club is: come in, make yourself comfortable, have a KitKat.

Plus it always pisses me off to no avail that they keep stealing words from others, mostly from AAVE, so I wish we could return the favor.

So definitely a band I wish they existed.

I’m feeling it like a cross between old school shoegaze and electronica but with a lofi jazz feel

if she lasted more than a month she might have

Please do not talk about underground transgender maffia

There's already a remake of ‘The Italian Job’, totally unnecessary because the '69 film holds up super well. The Minis chase sequence is outstanding.

She did have more than a month! 44 days! Thats almost a month and a half

Not trans but this crew sounds like a good hang.

The day’s not over yet.

wait, this isn't satire?

Every time I see her wee face, I can only think of

"Pork markets" 🤪👁👁🫦

That’s an awesome band name.

May I have some chocolate?

It is.

The world is so crazy, I can't tell if this is an April fools joke or something she actually said

Is that on her onlyfans then?

Where can one go to sign up for this underground transgender mafia? Asking for... research purposes...

What the fuck is this cabbage on about?

As a non-american, I had to look it up:

AAVE = African American Vernacular English

I thought you were talking about AvE for a sec lol

I know this was April 1st, but I don't see anything out of the ordinary for Truss here.

The lettuce outlasted her. Coming up with that idea was just brilliant and worked so well.

was posted on 1 April..so....

They say if you're having dinner with a table of nazi's you're a nazi. As a white cis guy my preferred dinner setting would be with a table of transgender mafia, does this make me honorary trans ? I hope so, especially if there were free kit kats.