Add CGI droids to Wrath of Kahn?

Add a terrible CGI jazz number to the opening of Final Frontier instead of Row Row Row Your Boat?

A scene where Kirk walks around one of the whales from Voyage Home and steps over their tail?

What would you add? Take a film and go to town.

ST III: The Search for Gonzo

I'm all in.

Cameo from the Menomena aliens, please?

10/10

Would run into a weird reactor pedestal room that had something to do with the warp core to save this.

The needs of the Manamena outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one.

Why just the TOS movies? Why not take the piss outta the TNG movies as well? I'll start.

Insurrection, but with Riker playing Descent on the bridge viewscreen with that joystick that can pop outta the floor.

Thought of another while making the second.

Khan shot first

Everybody’s faces are replaced with the faces of the actors from the J. J. Abrams films

Best I can do is these guys

One tribble is added to every single scene aboard the Enterprise. They do nothing. They are simply there. Occasionally one rolls across the background during a tense dialogue exchange.

Add Korean romance series visual effects and soundtrack for Spock's death scene.

Truth!

Yepyepyepyep

Uh-huhuhhuhuhhuhuh

Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country

But all the set redress shots are redone with CGI. That way the President's office doesn't look like Ten-Forward with a curtain, and Main engineering looks more period accurate.

It's beautiful.

I see you are a person of culture, who has also seen the director's cut!

Fuck. You win, for the peak combination of awful and likely to happen. No one tell Paramount.

The TNG sequel can be the 2 hour extended cut of the saucer disconnecting from the rest of the ship

Han solo running into a star trek reactor for the needs of the many. Oh those good ol' days

Why do you want to shorten it so much?

It's not that long already? lol