fuck it

I shit in your pants also. You're welcome.

you can make it illegal by pretending it wasn't an accident

Thrilled to see that this is your first ever post on your 2yo account

What do you call two mental patients in bed together?

Two nuts in the sack.

You're welcome. I also shit your pants. Happy April Fools!

I finally found who shit my pants! 😤

straight to the firing squad, you degenerate goon

I heard this is where the communal pants shitting is happening.

How do I get involved?

My question isn't who did the shitting. That parts easy.

My concern is where did you get it from? Shit this potent isn't just whipped up in the back room... This is professional, organized high quality shit.

Who protected you? Dirty cops? I can usually sniff that kinda shit out early, but I'm guessing this load was brewed up in a pig's downtown bakery.

If the mayor catches whiff of this, he'll wipe you out and you'll just wind up floating in the river.

This whole situation stinks. You better slide out of town before it really hits the fan.

That's bad, but begs the question: why did you eat your pants?