"Today I was on the train , and a really smelly person shat their pants while making intense eye contact with me. They looked... smug? It was very scary"

The gall of knowing let off the worst fart of your life and assuming the resulting smell came from the person opposite farting in response.

He won

This is their meetcute.

That's called a power move

What does this mean? I understand the whole story until now

With our powers combined…. Earth Man!

This is the internet I'm nostalgic for.

Ah, a meetcute is a word (people may spell it normally with a space) for the moment in (usually) fiction where the two love interests meet for the first time and it's clear to the audience they were meant to be.

Basically, the exact contents of the word: meet-cute = cute first meeting moment.

My comment was basically a joke, that this seemingly awful first experience was when these two people knew they were meant for each other (possibly, the intense eye contact might be the cute indicator of such a moment; that kind of thing. The absurdity is most of the joke).

Let me know if anything still isn't clear!

Is this an alternate 4chan client?

Worst ass I ever ripped the kid getting his diaper changed started crying. Stankiest fart

Meetpoop.

Ahh craigslist missed connections...

A real man knows the smell of his own brand