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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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I struggle to imagine JK Rowling resisting the rise of the Nazis if she was a prominent figure during that time.

She would be far more likely to write an offshoot Harry Potter book about a nice Hitler Youth Camp where a noble and pure blonde hair blued eyed boy took the heroic choice of not attending Wizard School even though he was a wizard in order to support his country and join the Hitler Youth. Antics ensue in this fun and lighthearted romp through racial purity after a secret cabal of jews infilitrate Hogwarts to sabotage it and the perfect white boy must save the Wizard School with his newly found friends!

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EatMyPixelDust lemmy.blahaj.zone EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-07
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Please tell me this is an April fool's joke

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lime! feddit.nu lime@feddit.nu
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I struggle to imagine JK Rowling resisting the rise of the Nazis if she was a prominent figure during that time. She would be far more likely to write an offshoot Harry Potter book about a nice Hitler Youth Camp where a noble and pure blonde hair blued eyed boy took the heroic choice of not attending Wizard School even though he was a wizard in order to support his country and join the Hitler Y...

the boy in the striped robes

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Alwaysnownevernotme lemmy.world Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-13
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the boy in the striped robes

His mum gave him that armband.

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sepiroth154 feddit.nl sepiroth154@feddit.nl
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Probably got it from Google. They dox you without any issues.

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13igTyme piefed.social 13igTyme@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-14
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The fuck is their legal team gonna do?

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Leon pawb.social Dojan@pawb.social
Joined: 2025-03-20
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I struggle to imagine JK Rowling resisting the rise of the Nazis if she was a prominent figure during that time. She would be far more likely to write an offshoot Harry Potter book about a nice Hitler Youth Camp where a noble and pure blonde hair blued eyed boy took the heroic choice of not attending Wizard School even though he was a wizard in order to support his country and join the Hitler Y...

She literally allies herself with Nazis because they share her TERF beliefs. In my book, if your friends are Nazis, you’re a Nazi.

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UnderpantsWeevil lemmy.world UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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I struggle to imagine JK Rowling resisting the rise of the Nazis if she was a prominent figure during that time. She would be far more likely to write an offshoot Harry Potter book about a nice Hitler Youth Camp where a noble and pure blonde hair blued eyed boy took the heroic choice of not attending Wizard School even though he was a wizard in order to support his country and join the Hitler Y...

I struggle to imagine JK Rowling resisting the rise of the Nazis if she was a prominent figure during that time

Very easy to imagine Rowling as a British Nationalist who would say we need to kill all the Nazis and then say we need to kill all the Russians and Kenyans and Indian nationalists and anyone else who crosses the UK.

I could see her doing the "Hilter and Gandhi both need to die" speech.

She's a British supremacist. The only people who get to do fascism are the ones working out of an office in London.

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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
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She literally allies herself with Nazis because they share her TERF beliefs. In my book, if your friends are Nazis, you’re a Nazi.

if your friends with Nazis, you’re a Nazi.

Wow! Such a slippery slope! What about the exclusive private box I use to watch Sports Team that I have access to because I happen to know a Nazi who is generous?

You are going to probably scream I AM the Nazi now when all I do is go to cocktail parties with them and honestly I don't even talk to them about that stuff I am there for business deals, what is this moral panic about?

Look don't get mad I am just trying to feed my family....

...of diverse financial investments.

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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
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I struggle to imagine JK Rowling resisting the rise of the Nazis if she was a prominent figure during that time Very easy to imagine Rowling as a British Nationalist who would say we need to kill all the Nazis and then say we need to kill all the Russians and Kenyans and Indian nationalists and anyone else who crosses the UK. I could see her doing the "Hilter and Gandhi both need to die" speech...

Well yeah but that is just being a Nazi while being on a different team superficially, you are still a Nazi!

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JakenVeina midwest.social JakenVeina@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-06-12
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The fuck is their legal team gonna do?

Threaten to overwhelm you, on account of being bigger than you.

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13igTyme piefed.social 13igTyme@piefed.social
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Threaten to overwhelm you, on account of being bigger than you.

Unless I'm being served, which has to be done in person, then I would just ignore it. Cease and desist doesn't apply. Then if I get served, I'd be protected by satire laws.

Don't let these Nazi wanna be's bully you.

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zikzak025 lemmy.world zikzak025@lemmy.world
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I struggle to imagine JK Rowling resisting the rise of the Nazis if she was a prominent figure during that time. She would be far more likely to write an offshoot Harry Potter book about a nice Hitler Youth Camp where a noble and pure blonde hair blued eyed boy took the heroic choice of not attending Wizard School even though he was a wizard in order to support his country and join the Hitler Y...

She literally wrote a plot line in Fantastic Beasts about how it would be bad for wizards to stop the Nazis when they had the chance.

Grindelwald predicted another world war, and was attempting to rally wizards to abandon their no-intervention stance and prevent the war before it happened. Literally showed an image of the Holocaust and said he wanted to stop it. The "good guys" then stopped him.

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JamieDub86 piefed.social JamieDub86@piefed.social
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She literally allies herself with Nazis because they share her TERF beliefs. In my book, if your friends are Nazis, you’re a Nazi.

"If 9 people sit at a table with 1 Nazi, youve got 10 Nazis". Not sure who I'm quoting.

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blinfabian feddit.nl blinfabian@feddit.nl
Joined: 2025-03-03
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why do they have the same chin? coincidence? or is it real? 🤯

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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
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She literally wrote a plot line in Fantastic Beasts about how it would be bad for wizards to stop the Nazis when they had the chance. Grindelwald predicted another world war, and was attempting to rally wizards to abandon their no-intervention stance and prevent the war before it happened. Literally showed an image of the Holocaust and said he wanted to stop it. The "good guys" then stopped him.

Fascists are suffocatingly predictable lol

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Denjin feddit.uk Denjin@feddit.uk
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The fuck is their legal team gonna do?

*his

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drcobaltjedi programming.dev drcobaltjedi@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-19
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She literally wrote a plot line in Fantastic Beasts about how it would be bad for wizards to stop the Nazis when they had the chance. Grindelwald predicted another world war, and was attempting to rally wizards to abandon their no-intervention stance and prevent the war before it happened. Literally showed an image of the Holocaust and said he wanted to stop it. The "good guys" then stopped him.

Yeah, I literally commented about this like yesterday. For more reasons why she sucks ass, check out Shaun's video on Harry Potter

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lugal sopuli.xyz lugal@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-07-16
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She literally allies herself with Nazis because they share her TERF beliefs. In my book, if your friends are Nazis, you’re a Nazi.

In my book, if your friends are Nazis, you’re a Nazi.

In this context, sure. But it's also valuable to keep in touch with such people because once all bridges are burned, there is no way back. This is for people you knew before. JK is seeking out contact with them so it's a different story.

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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-12-31
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I struggle to imagine JK Rowling resisting the rise of the Nazis if she was a prominent figure during that time. She would be far more likely to write an offshoot Harry Potter book about a nice Hitler Youth Camp where a noble and pure blonde hair blued eyed boy took the heroic choice of not attending Wizard School even though he was a wizard in order to support his country and join the Hitler Y...

I mean, the Malfoys were literal nazis, and she made them clearly the bad guys in her books. Where was the breakdown in her self-awareness that led her down the "racial purity" rabbit hole herself?

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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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I mean, the Malfoys were literal nazis, and she made them clearly the bad guys in her books. Where was the breakdown in her self-awareness that led her down the "racial purity" rabbit hole herself?

Media literacy is not a strong suit for conservatives, even when it is their own media it seems.

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zikzak025 lemmy.world zikzak025@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-24
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Media literacy is not a strong suit for conservatives, even when it is their own media it seems.

Reminds me of Orson Scott Card and Ender's Game. Another person whose political beliefs seem so antithetical to key messages conveyed by their book.

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evidences lemmy.world evidences@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
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Reminds me of Orson Scott Card and Ender's Game. Another person whose political beliefs seem so antithetical to key messages conveyed by their book.

Yeah especially the sequels, he wrote two further books with Ender that the main message is genocide is bad, like really really bad.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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Yeah especially the sequels, he wrote two further books with Ender that the main message is genocide is bad, like really really bad.

Yeah I just can't with his books or media for the same reasons that people do with JKR.

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Metostopholes midwest.social Metostopholes@midwest.social
Joined: 2024-09-25
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Please tell me this is an April fool's joke

Nope. It shows up on a web search, but the account has been suspended. Fuck twitter.

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HertzDentalBar lemmy.blahaj.zone HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-12-26
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I struggle to imagine JK Rowling resisting the rise of the Nazis if she was a prominent figure during that time. She would be far more likely to write an offshoot Harry Potter book about a nice Hitler Youth Camp where a noble and pure blonde hair blued eyed boy took the heroic choice of not attending Wizard School even though he was a wizard in order to support his country and join the Hitler Y...

Oh she's definitely going to be one of Hitler's top propagandists.

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EldritchFemininity lemmy.blahaj.zone EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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why do they have the same chin? coincidence? or is it real? 🤯

You can tell it's real by the masculine head shape. We can always tell. 🧐

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Leon pawb.social Dojan@pawb.social
Joined: 2025-03-20
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In my book, if your friends are Nazis, you’re a Nazi. In this context, sure. But it's also valuable to keep in touch with such people because once all bridges are burned, there is no way back. This is for people you knew before. JK is seeking out contact with them so it's a different story.

I mean if someone has the energy for that, all the more power to them. I grew up with an abusive mother who went all in on q-anon Nazi bullshit and I legitimately just don’t have patience for people who choose such a hateful path. She will never change, and if for some reason she would, I won’t be there.

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lugal sopuli.xyz lugal@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-07-16
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I mean if someone has the energy for that, all the more power to them. I grew up with an abusive mother who went all in on q-anon Nazi bullshit and I legitimately just don’t have patience for people who choose such a hateful path. She will never change, and if for some reason she would, I won’t be there.

Totally legitimate. I'm thankfully not in the situation but some people handle it by not talking about politics while making their position clear. This still isn't easy and not for everyone. I'm sorry to hear you lost your mother.

Closest I've ever come was a guy I had loose contact with who called my keffiyeh a "terrorist scarf" and bombarded me with racist and islamophobic BS until I said "just stop it" and left and never talked to him again. I don't feel close enough to say I burned a bridge and certainly not the last one but I'm not in a position to judge.

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ratsnake lemmy.blahaj.zone ratsnake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Oh she's definitely going to be one of Hitler's top propagandists.
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ratsnake lemmy.blahaj.zone ratsnake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I mean, the Malfoys were literal nazis, and she made them clearly the bad guys in her books. Where was the breakdown in her self-awareness that led her down the "racial purity" rabbit hole herself?
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Nalivai lemmy.world Nalivai@lemmy.world
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Hitler's propagandists weren't that great either, most of them

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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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Don't forget a spoiled nepo baby!

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solidheron sh.itjust.works solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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Damn gura is savage 🐟

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ftbd feddit.org ftbd@feddit.org
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Well yeah but that is just being a Nazi while being on a different team superficially, you are still a Nazi!

Reaching that conclusion requires reflecting upon your political beliefs and moral values, which seems to be a big no-no for the right.

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MrHarbinger lemmy.zip MrHarbinger@lemmy.zip
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Posting that on twitter is peak irony in my eyes.

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CriticalMiss lemmy.world CriticalMiss@lemmy.world
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It’s actually insane how much reach JKR lawyers have.. if you have been around certain pirating communities there are usually two very important rules: don’t upload Tolkien and don’t upload JKR. Those vermin reach anyone and everyone

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G3NI5Y5 europe.pub G3NI5Y5@europe.pub
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