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OmegaMouse pawb.social OmegaMouse@pawb.social
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Not sure how long it had been there! It had no smell 🤔

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over_clox lemmy.world over_clox@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#2 · Quote Reply

Sooo...

Are you gonna eat that?

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OmegaMouse pawb.social OmegaMouse@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-01-04
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Sooo... Are you gonna eat that?

We can share if you want! Can't beat the crunch of a nice ripe banana 😋

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over_clox lemmy.world over_clox@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
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We can share if you want! Can't beat the crunch of a nice ripe banana 😋

I think I got a roll of stale duct tape around, wanna go install it as an art museum exhibit? We should probably get at least $6000 for it, to split of course..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggSVPIsIOOg

No guarantees if my duct tape sticks though, but still worth $6000 right?

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buttmasterflex piefed.social buttmasterflex@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-12-12
#5 · Quote Reply

Looks just about perfect for banana bread or a smoothie!

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#6 · Quote Reply

Time for banana bread!

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TropicalDingdong lemmy.world TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#7 · Quote Reply

smoke it

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Multiplexer discuss.tchncs.de Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2025-08-25
#8 · Quote Reply

Lucky you.
Normally they liquify and become really nasty instead going the mummification path...

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dryfter ani.social dryfter@ani.social
Joined: 2025-08-28
#9 · Quote Reply

ALLLLMOST ready for banana bread….

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Tolookah discuss.tchncs.de Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-12
#10 · Quote Reply

How big is it? I need something for scale.

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-14
#11 · Quote Reply

Ancient 😆 Never heard that adjective describe a banana before lol

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Pluis65 feddit.nl Pluis65@feddit.nl
Joined: 2025-03-24
#12 · Quote Reply

Moldy interesting!

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5715 feddit.org 5715@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-10-27
#13 · Quote Reply

mouldlyinteresting

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OmegaMouse pawb.social OmegaMouse@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-01-04
#14 · Quote Reply

How big is it? I need something for scale.

About 4 inches!

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Valmond lemmy.dbzer0.com Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-11-13
#15 · Quote Reply

Sooo... Are you gonna eat that?

Mmmm dried banana is good!

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RandomStickman fedia.io RandomStickman@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-06-09
#16 · Quote Reply

That's like 3 weeks tops

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watson sopuli.xyz watson387@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-06
#17 · (edited) Quote Reply

smoke it

Definitely

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Ricky Rigatoni piefed.zip RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-14
#18 · Quote Reply

this looks like someone edited the pūkeko meme to look like a banana

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Imgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-23
#19 · Quote Reply

It's a clue. How old is your house? I would do a thorough check for mummies.

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psx_crab lemmy.zip psx_crab@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-11
#20 · Quote Reply

Not ancient enough to attract conspiracist, that's for sure!

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finallymadeanaccount lemmy.world finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-31
#21 · Quote Reply

Well, put it back! Future archaeologists might feel a bit peckish!

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papalonian lemmy.world papalonian@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-29
#22 · Quote Reply

In highschool, someone as a joke put a banana in the laptop pouch of my backpack, figuring that I'd find it later that day and wonder where it came from.

I didn't have a laptop, and I didn't use that pouch. It was a separate zipper, and was heavily padded, and I had no idea it was there. They forgot about it.

After a few days, I kept noticing a wet spot wherever I set my bag down. After a few weeks, the weird rotting look at the bottom of my bag was too much to ignore. I investigated, and the horrors that were at the bottom of that pouch are not the likes I'd speak here.

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TwinTitans lemmy.world TwinTitans@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#23 · Quote Reply

Probably still good for banana bread.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#24 · (edited) Quote Reply

eat it you coward :P

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667 lemmy.radio 667@lemmy.radio
Joined: 2024-02-21
#25 · (edited) Quote Reply

It’s gone the long way around and is now vanilla.

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OmegaMouse pawb.social OmegaMouse@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-01-04
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It’s gone the long way around and is now vanilla.

Ohh so that's how they make it

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The Wandering M4dTsar lemmy.world MadnessForTsar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-14
#27 · Quote Reply

As ancient as the first complaint over bad copper?

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#28 · Quote Reply

Not sure how big it is, no scale.

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zemo lemmy.world zemo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-09-07
#29 · Quote Reply

In highschool, someone as a joke put a banana in the laptop pouch of my backpack, figuring that I'd find it later that day and wonder where it came from. I didn't have a laptop, and I didn't use that pouch. It was a separate zipper, and was heavily padded, and I had no idea it was there. They forgot about it. After a few days, I kept noticing a wet spot wherever I set my bag down. After a few w...

This happened to me but in the student drawers we had in primary school. I was not a particularly ambitious kid so i never used that drawer. It wasn't until the end of the year that I realized that the rotting smell in the classroom had come from my drawer where someone at some point (might also have been me) put a dead crab.

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AngryCommieKender lemmy.world AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#30 · Quote Reply

Randy Feltface just dropped a comedy special about bananas in general, but he mentioned that one specifically

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GardenGeek europe.pub GardenGeek@europe.pub
Joined: 2026-01-10
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6stringringer lemmy.zip 6stringringer@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-11
#32 · (edited) Quote Reply

About 4 inches!

No way, that’s a solid 8 inches (Yeah I totally know, but please just roll with me here) it’s really been a boost to my confidence lately.

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