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powerstruggle@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-09-15

https://redlib.catsarch.com/r/stupidpol/comments/1s9ngsw/matt_gaetz_says_he_was_briefed_on_secret/

Donald Trump trying to financially swindle a group of aliens - "I spoke to their leader folks, Xenu? Is it Xenu? He loved crypto. Loved it. He comes to me and says "Donald Trump, leader of the human race." He called me leader of the human race. These aliens. Unbelievable..."

Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-04

Did the program involve statutory rape Matt? Fuck all the way off.

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-16

Is it him?

spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-15

Was this before or after he teleported to Waffle House?

Tronn4@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01

He's the by-product

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-06-13

That was Greg Phillips, the current head of Response and Recovery at FEMA. He also claims that he was teleported to Waffle House by Jesus Christ. It obviously wasn't the work of Satan or it would have been Taco Bell, with extra diablo sauce.

spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-15

I know who made the claim. It was a joke.

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-06-13

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-06-13

He claims that they used humans trafficked from war zones and migrant caravans so... I mean... it probably would, yeah 😬

EDIT: Matt Gaetz should definitely fuck all the way off

ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl Joined: 2025-06-10

As a reminder, Trump tried to make this pedo attorney general. I get it, pedos love other pedos.

spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-15

My bad for not spelling it out to begin with.

Nomad@infosec.pub Joined: 2023-06-16

Quite the timing all this diversions. Let's assume they are both in the Epstein files.

qarbone@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02

Those aliens must've been children then.

God, imagine if there were actual aliens but, because they were child aliens, they were taken to Epstein's island and murdered...

Notyou@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-06-12

There is an opening for a new AG. 🤔

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