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Nusm peachpie.theatl.social Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social
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Now that Artemis Il has launched, we have 9 days to get every person on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can pull off something absolutely hilarious when the astronauts return.
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AnchoriteMagus lemmy.world AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world
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#2 · Quote Reply

I call Dr. Zaius.

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Nusm peachpie.theatl.social Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social
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Oh, I didn’t make it, I’m too lazy for that. I stole it off of Facebook.

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Jo Miran lemmy.ml JoMiran@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-29
#5 · Quote Reply

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Cyberpunk authors had AI pegged as a negative all the way back in the 80's.

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
#6 · Quote Reply

I call Dr. Zaius.

“Can I play the piano?”

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U7826391786239 piefed.zip U7826391786239@piefed.zip
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#7 · (edited) Quote Reply

Oh, I didn’t make it, I’m too lazy for that. I stole it off of Facebook.
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Ey ich frag doch nur lemmy.world EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-18
#8 · Quote Reply

Cyberpunk authors had AI pegged as a negative all the way back in the 80's.

The 80s ended 35 years ago. They didn't have no Data or wall-e and no good Terminator who was protecting John Connor

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venusaur lemmy.world venusaur@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-28
#9 · Quote Reply

Oh, I didn’t make it, I’m too lazy for that. I stole it off of Facebook.

Risky move posting this on Lemmy. “Slop” posts incoming.

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zener_diode feddit.org zener_diode@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-04-06
#10 · Quote Reply

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What exactly makes this stand out as AI to you, and not just cosplay?

I can't really find any of the telltale signs of AI. The books on the shelf all look fine, the mirror on the left edge looks perfect and I can't find anything immediately noticeable on the costume.

If this is AI, I think it's probably just the face, maybe the whole person, but certainly not the whole picture. But maybe I missed something, please let me know.

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massive_bereavement fedia.io massive_bereavement@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-06-14
#11 · Quote Reply

“Can I play the piano?”

Oh my got I was wrong! I was on earth all along..

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Nusm peachpie.theatl.social Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social
Joined: 2025-07-14
#12 · Quote Reply

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Ahh, gotcha. (I just thought the joke was funny.)

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plenipotentprotogod lemmy.world plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#13 · Quote Reply

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May I ask what makes you think this is an AI image? I've looked pretty closely for all the usual telltale signs, and it just looks like a picture of some really good cosplay as far as I can tell.

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Nusm peachpie.theatl.social Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social
Joined: 2025-07-14
#14 · Quote Reply

Risky move posting this on Lemmy. “Slop” posts incoming.

I didn’t really look closely at the pic, I just thought the joke was funny. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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U7826391786239 piefed.zip U7826391786239@piefed.zip
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May I ask what makes you think this is an AI image? I've looked pretty closely for all the usual telltale signs, and it just looks like a picture of some really good cosplay as far as I can tell.
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chicken sh.itjust.works chicken@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-12-29
#16 · Quote Reply

I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo

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venusaur lemmy.world venusaur@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-28
#17 · Quote Reply

I didn’t really look closely at the pic, I just thought the joke was funny. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t care. Just saying the community is ruthless when it comes to AI.

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Soapbox lemmy.zip Soapbox@lemmy.zip
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#18 · (edited) Quote Reply

What exactly makes this stand out as AI to you, and not just cosplay? I can't really find any of the telltale signs of AI. The books on the shelf all look fine, the mirror on the left edge looks perfect and I can't find anything immediately noticeable on the costume. If this is AI, I think it's probably just the face, maybe the whole person, but certainly not the whole picture. But maybe I miss...

First thing that stands out is the lighting. He appears to be lit by a studio soft box but the rest of the room isn't. A lot of AI "photos" do this.

Second is the texture of the face has a plasticky appearance of AI smoothing. His eyes are also blurry in a way that doesn't make sense with the wide depth of field in the image.

It is otherwise pretty convincing. Its possible that its simply been run through some sort of AI enhancement filter, rather than being completely generated. Possibly an original selfie that someone prompted to generate an ape costume onto.

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BillyClark piefed.social BillyClark@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-21
#19 · Quote Reply

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I find the belt buckle situation convincing.

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BillyClark piefed.social BillyClark@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-21
#20 · Quote Reply

You only need disguises for the people who they meet when they return.

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Pommes_für_dein_Balg feddit.org mech@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-10-06
#21 · Quote Reply

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No, you have a keen eye. I didn't notice that it's AI, but you're right.
Especially the shadows don't match the light at all.
The bottles on top of the bookshelf throw shadows to the right, but for that there would have to be a light much stronger than the visible one just off the left edge of the pic. But a light there would erase the shadow left of the bookshelf completely.

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Pommes_für_dein_Balg feddit.org mech@feddit.org
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#22 · (edited) Quote Reply

What exactly makes this stand out as AI to you, and not just cosplay? I can't really find any of the telltale signs of AI. The books on the shelf all look fine, the mirror on the left edge looks perfect and I can't find anything immediately noticeable on the costume. If this is AI, I think it's probably just the face, maybe the whole person, but certainly not the whole picture. But maybe I miss...

Look at the shadows of the right curtain, the bookshelf, and the bottles on top of the bookshelf.
And tell me where the lights are.

Also, name all objects on the top 3 bookshelves, and what lays on top of the magazines on the table.
And who the fuck has a full size mirror in the living room to watch themselves while they sit on their couch?

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
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#23 · (edited) Quote Reply

WW3 happens

Artemis 2 returns

"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

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wizardbeard lemmy.dbzer0.com wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-16
#24 · Quote Reply

I call Dr. Zaius.

https://youtu.be/sMRcIOjdojU

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Imgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-23
#25 · Quote Reply

I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo

I used to own that exact rug. It really tied the room together, but yeah I don't know about the couch.

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moonshadow slrpnk.net moonshadow@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-11-12
#26 · Quote Reply

I don’t care. Just saying the community is ruthless when it comes to AI.

Why I love it here tbh. People take very little shit from any kind of corpo, see dude's recent meltdown over the coca cola ad april fool's prank

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LastYearsIrritant sopuli.xyz LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-02-20
#27 · Quote Reply

You only need disguises for the people who they meet when they return.

Can't chance them accidentally running into someone unexpected.

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errer lemmy.world errer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#28 · Quote Reply

First thing that stands out is the lighting. He appears to be lit by a studio soft box but the rest of the room isn't. A lot of AI "photos" do this. Second is the texture of the face has a plasticky appearance of AI smoothing. His eyes are also blurry in a way that doesn't make sense with the wide depth of field in the image. It is otherwise pretty convincing. Its possible that its simply been ...

Probably just a photo edit with Gemini. Leaves the background intact, just edits the person. Much harder to find problems with these.

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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#29 · Quote Reply

“Can I play the piano?”

Of course you can!

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#30 · (edited) Quote Reply

The 80s ended 35 years ago. They didn't have no Data or wall-e and no good Terminator who was protecting John Connor

They had Data in the '80s. Star Trek TNG started in 1987.

Of course, they also had Lore. (And Moriarty, for that matter.)

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Ey ich frag doch nur lemmy.world EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world
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#31 · (edited) Quote Reply

They had Data in the '80s. Star Trek TNG started in 1987. Of course, they also had Lore. (And Moriarty, for that matter.)

I don't care, I'm an ignorant millennial. And also from east Germany where we only got all this from 1990 on lol

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AnchoriteMagus lemmy.world AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-28
#32 · Quote Reply

https://youtu.be/sMRcIOjdojU

I knew exactly what it would be. Watched the whole thing anyway.

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lostbit feddit.nl lostbit@feddit.nl
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#33 · Quote Reply

What exactly makes this stand out as AI to you, and not just cosplay? I can't really find any of the telltale signs of AI. The books on the shelf all look fine, the mirror on the left edge looks perfect and I can't find anything immediately noticeable on the costume. If this is AI, I think it's probably just the face, maybe the whole person, but certainly not the whole picture. But maybe I miss...

i honestly dont think any sane human being had family pictures stalled out like that on multiple tables

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot lemmy.world WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#34 · Quote Reply

Really, all they'd have to do is dress everyone in the recovery ship up to get a decent reaction.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot lemmy.world WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#35 · Quote Reply

Oh, I didn’t make it, I’m too lazy for that. I stole it off of Facebook.

Well that's good, then. Stealing art is only bad when AI does it.

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zerobot lemmy.wtf zerobot@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2025-10-08
#36 · Quote Reply

plot twist, when they arrive, they are apes as well - initially we think they are in on the joke, until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit

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Tikiporch lemmy.world Tikiporch@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-03
#37 · Quote Reply

Can't chance them accidentally running into someone unexpected.

Good point. What if they pass another rocket during reentry and look through their windows?

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Vespair lemmy.zip Vespair@lemmy.zip
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#38 · Quote Reply

There are 2.5 million ants per human.

This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.

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diffaldo lemmy.dbzer0.com diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#39 · Quote Reply

plot twist, when they arrive, they are apes as well - initially we think they are in on the joke, until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit

Return to monke 🐒🐒

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diffaldo lemmy.dbzer0.com diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#40 · Quote Reply

I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo

Holy fuck, they got me. I thought the photo was real. Because I was impressed by the costume. 🥲

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VicksVaporBBQrub Moderator VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-08
#41 · (edited) Quote Reply

What exactly makes this stand out as AI to you, and not just cosplay? I can't really find any of the telltale signs of AI. The books on the shelf all look fine, the mirror on the left edge looks perfect and I can't find anything immediately noticeable on the costume. If this is AI, I think it's probably just the face, maybe the whole person, but certainly not the whole picture. But maybe I miss...

Logic rule - apply logic to anything in the picture.
My best ai telltale is doing a maximum zoom-in on anything. Ai dedicates all its processing power on the front subject (the prompted thing) and little to everything else... it can do individual hairs\face wrinkles\teeth\fingers\fingernails... but I cannot definitively identify any object that's going on on the background shelves.

It's 2026, low resolution or bad jpeg compression artifacts at any zoomed level isn't necessary, or is unnecessarily blurred.

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BarneyPiccolo lemmy.today BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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#42 · (edited) Quote Reply

It really would be hilarious if the ground crew met them like that!

"Uh, guys, we got something to tell you. While you were incommunicado on the Dark Side of the Moon..."

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Etterra discuss.online Etterra@discuss.online
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#43 · Quote Reply

Flash mob lol

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spizzat2 lemmy.zip spizzat2@lemmy.zip
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#44 · Quote Reply

plot twist, when they arrive, they are apes as well - initially we think they are in on the joke, until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit

until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit

Gotta commit to the bit!

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zerobot lemmy.wtf zerobot@lemmy.wtf
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#45 · Quote Reply

Return to monke 🐒🐒

leave society, return a monkey

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ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace piefed.ca ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca
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#46 · Quote Reply

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YES!!!! OMG DO IT!!!

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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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#47 · Quote Reply

There are 2.5 million ants per human. This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.

Planet of the Apes is a film. Or two.

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gmtom lemmy.world gmtom@lemmy.world
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#48 · Quote Reply

There are 2.5 million ants per human. This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.

The humble bacteria:

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VicksVaporBBQrub Moderator VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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#49 · (edited) Quote Reply

10 billion costumes in 9 days?
How about 3 costumes plus one layover stop to the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite for the Artemis crew to recreate this moment...

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VicksVaporBBQrub Moderator VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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#50 · Quote Reply

Really, all they'd have to do is dress everyone in the recovery ship up to get a decent reaction.

A stop by the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite would help that.

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Thunderbird4 lemmy.world Thunderbird4@lemmy.world
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#51 · Quote Reply

Look at the shadows of the right curtain, the bookshelf, and the bottles on top of the bookshelf. And tell me where the lights are. Also, name all objects on the top 3 bookshelves, and what lays on top of the magazines on the table. And who the fuck has a full size mirror in the living room to watch themselves while they sit on their couch?

The shadows look fine to me. There’s a floor lamp visible at the right edge. The curtains are close to, and higher than that floor lamp, so the shadow goes up the wall and away from the lamp. The bookcase is further away and close to the same height as the lamp, so the softer shadow goes up only slightly. The “bottles” on top are close to the wall and therefore cast a soft shadow to the back wall from whatever unseen light source is lighting the subject from the front.

Totally agree about the identity of the objects on the shelves and the existence/placement of the mirror, though. It probably is AI, but I’m actually more impressed by the consistency of the shadows.

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