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Where can I get a degree in scientology?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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TachyonTele piefed.social TachyonTele@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-03
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We just need to test you with this little harmless toy machine and you pay us lots and lots of money for the rest of your life while doing back breaking labor aboard our city sized vessel located in International Waters so no one can do anything about what we do to you. And thats it!

It's super simple to apply, and a great idea!

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SlightlyNormal lemmy.world SlightlyNormal@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
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Really put the BS in "Bachelors of Scientology"

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Sure! Just need a few million dollars, a gullible mind and the willingness to endure unlubricated anal sex on demand.

The first two are just normal Scientology. The last one is just my personal requirement

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davel lemmy.ml davel@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-08
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On 46^th^ between 7^th^ & 8^th^.

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cheese_greater lemmy.world cheese_greater@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-11
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You should pivot immediately to Knowledgeanism, be a Knowledgian. Its a "legit" thing

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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
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At Xenu University on planet Neo-Teegeeack inside a black hole.

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