If he’s not winning, after a while he’ll nip at toes or jowls. Just heeler logic. I reckon ACDs would nod approvingly at Alexander with the Gordian knot.

Its not cheating its "advanced playing techniques"

All is fair in love and (tug-of-)war.

I regret I have but one upvote to give.

Seriously your comment got me grinnin' almost first thing in the morning. Appreciate it. And you. Thanks.

Unrelated to the subject of this heart melting post, but, what console table is that?

And what does it do? It looks like it does stuff. Stuff with bluetooth

Looks like this https://www.bestbuy.ca/en-ca/product/forno-evoluto-tavolo-51-inch-white-smart-coffee-table-a-dual-refrigerator-drawers-bluetooth-5-0-audio-wireless-charging-rgb-ambient-light/19353705

Very similar, but it’s from some brand called Sobro, it’s a little smaller, and only 2/3 of it is a mini fridge.

It hasn’t been plugged in for over six years.

It hasn’t been plugged in for the better part of a decade, back when we had a house with a floor lamp plug right by it, but it theoretically has a mini fridge, charging, and a Bluetooth speaker. In use, it has one very big drawer to go with two normal drawers.