Wholesome? That cat is !mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

Nah, the laundry is folded and stacked, only the top piece is getting covered in cat, and it's kinda cute. If the laundry is just out of the dryer, like my cat likes, just kind of piled in the basket, then the smug little bastard can infuse your whole fucking load with hair and dander before you have a chance to fold it.

Spread a towel or sheet over it and you have a warmed cat bed, no hair on the load, and a handy way to get them off if they don't move when it's folding time.

That sounds good and all, that is if you have a cat who does not teleport. This decrepit, ancient goblin simply appears buried in said fresh basket of clothes.

I mean how else is your cat supposed to scent mark your their clothes that you do rudely purged of their proof of ownership?