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Tonuka
feddit.org
Tonuka@feddit.org Joined: 2025-04-07 |
![Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.](https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/c9d61a49-5510-4641-9d35-bc5a556a89b0.png)
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ruuster13
lemmy.zip
ruuster13@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-09 |
Are you sure you want to roll initiative against the cat? Are you really really sure? |
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OpenStars
piefed.social
OpenStars@piefed.socialJoined: 2024-10-24 |
Are you sure you want to roll initiative against the cat? Are you really really sure?
You have now agroed the cat. You need to roll 500 to avoid a catastrophe. You roll and get... Snake eyes. |
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TheTechnician27
lemmy.world
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-07-25 |
Detective Brent Halligan continuing to casually eat human flesh after being told it's human flesh: |
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kingofras
lemmy.world
kingofras@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-05-13 |
Did he attack Iran next hoping for regime change and then look at you saying “I don’t think they will do that”? |
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