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If I kill the Easter Bunny, do I have to become the Easter Bunny?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 slrpnk.net Nemo@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-07-01
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It's the other way around, every year the Easter Bunny claims a victim, and that poor soul is doomed to rise again as the next year's Easter Bunny in turn.

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davel lemmy.ml davel@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-08
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He died yesterday and is resurrected tomorrow.

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Asafum lemmy.world Asafum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Sort of. Whoever kills the Easter bunny becomes the new Easter bunny queen. They lay the eggs that spawn potential Easter bunnies and then each bunny fights to the death, including the queen, to determine the next Easter bunny. The larger the Easter bunny the more seasons it has survived egg laying and fighting.

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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
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You can also become the Wester Bunny if you'd like

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pineapple lemmy.ml pineapple@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-11-06
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There is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy its all a hoax invented by santa to make things sound more interesting when its really santa that does all the work for everything.

If you kill santa he will respawn at the north pole and command his elf army to kill you.

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