What a waste of time. Go have a real argument with a person you work with now.

The argument in your head is practice for when you have to argue with your coworker for real.

I fear not the person who has argued with 10,000 coworkers once, but I fear the person who has argued with one coworker 10,000 times.

—Schrute Lee

This is me to a T. I am Bipolar and have rage issues. I get stuck in fucking loops thinking about stupid random assholes or injustices in my life. Not some deep childhood trauma. But there is a kid who always cheated at baseball when we played in my backyard that I can still get angry about.

I'm desperately trying to fix this with medicine. I've got a good new doctor. I start real therapy for the first time in my 43 years of life next week. I simply can't live with this anymore.

Fuck you, Eric, I microwave my lunch in stages and mix it in between to heat it evenly. I'm not gonna toss it in there for 5 straight minutes and end up with burned edges a frozen interior. Also your breath is so bad I can smell it while walking behind you.