this is a very fun cosplay. love it!

Kirk? What about Pike or Archer?

He saw, he conquered, he came?

And then he went on his way.

Archer would never. It's Trip you have to keep a close eye on.

I mean sorta, but also somehow it's never actually his fault. If Trip got an Orion woman pregnant, it'd be because of wacky hijinks involving a transporter malfunction or something.

Florida Man strikes again!

And it still might him getting pregnant instead of her.

Still is.

Archer was against helping slaves, and I have a foggy memory of an episode where he's fine with the idea of buying orion slaves (in an amazing episode that concludes on the moral of "in the end, slaves are the really evil ones, not the slave owners")

Charlie

Oh my god, I saw this on c/all and was wondering why the hell Charlie Kirk was impregnating aliens LMAO too me a bit to notice which community this was posted in

If I remember correctly, he bought them to free them.

I can't figure out what's going on with McCoy. Help me please?

Overreacting to being "goosed" by Uhura vs the "good game" pat on the ass to Kirk.

I think he noticed what was going on, and made that motion to make it look like Uhura's spank came from his groinal region.