Alternate title: Lady gets plowed in the woods. Back for more 5 years later.

Alternate title #3: Desperate Man can't believe his luck as a twist of fate gets him a free date with the ugliest girl from work. Both are left gobsmacked looking at their only options, but say "fuck it"
And so far lasted 6 years.

Plot twist: Mr Web Dev had been secretly crushing on her for weeks and independently went around to the other 13 co-workers asking them not to go so the two of them would have time together.

an appropriate combination of cute and creep

Plot twist: Mr Web Dev is also in charge of the mailserver of this small company, and was the only one to actually see the invitation. The rest was misteriously undelivered. (source: stolen from a previous time I saw this meme)

Plot twist : There is no company. Mr Web Dev is a multi-millionaire. He saw her at a cafe one day, fell in love and orchestrated the whole fake company.

Oh yeah..hahahaha..

🙄

This seems a bit extreme.

Married after a year is pretty quick, glad it's working out

Yeah, extremely true.

I'm bored so here's an apropos about nothing that's barely related to this.

I was an intern at a place and we had like a dozen or so of us that agreed to go to one of their place for drinks and videogames and hanging out. All the others ones bailed at the last minute except for myself another guy and a girl. We go to a liquor store and pick up some booze. The girl said she's short on cash and asks if we can pick it up for her. We do and go back to that guy's place.

We're playing some Smash bros and after a few drinks she starts getting handsy with me. I'm like, um ... she's had too much to drink and I'll just leave her on the couch alone to get some space. I say to the dude that it's only our second day at this new job and I'm not looking for any drama and I'll let her get some water and get back home. Shortly after I get some water in the kitchen ... the dude says, "oh shit!" and he's carrying her to the bathroom as fast as he can as she almost puked all over his rug. We spent the next hour or so fishing her hair out of the toilet she's puking in, finish up a veggie pizza that she's asked for, and kinda freaking out about how poorly she's handling her booze. We try to get her home and she's refusing to give us her address. I go into her purse and find her license and I'm kinda frozen ... the guy says, "did you find it?" I said ... "nope ... but I did find out she's not legal drinking age ...". We did eventually find her address and dropped her off with one of her housemates at the end of the night ... but it was quite an ordeal.

Would have been nicer to have had a good event like this couple.

My wife and I moved in together after 3 months, and were married about a year after that.

Sometimes you just know.

You're right, sometimes you just know. I also moved in with my girlfriend after only 3 months. Been happy for the past 4 years but I moved out after 6 weeks with her

We don't know how long she was plowed in the woods as his gf before they got married though.

This is nonsense. We're living in a simulation.

Ngl for a second i thought the punchline was alpine divorce

In a simulation made by Mr Web Dev to be able to date a simulated wife. Yeah, that sounds lame, but hey, people are trying to do that now with LLMs, so…

Do you now live in separate houses? I feel like I'm a bit lost to the meaning here

Broke up...nasty break up. That was the when you know you know. But in my vase it was holy fuck dude, and you still moved in with her. I'm a bit obluvious

i mean i ended up proposing after three months but like, we knew after the first date we were going to get married. that was my first wife though.

About to hit 11 years soon.

Sorry it didn’t go that way for you!

Oh we're still married I just like my little joke. Sixteen and a half in a few days

Oh, shit. You got me!

And I’m also stealing that joke.

i wish it was my joke but like, certain things run in families, right? it was my dad's joke. He and mom got engaged after like two weeks

My wife and I went on one date, i moved across the country to move in with her. We broke up after 4 months, got back together 5 years later. Dated for a month, got engaged, married 2 months later. Celebrating our 25th anniversary later this year.

I got married after less than a year also, and I know this person is doing well in their marriage.

Dodged a big bullet mate

It seems they're still together too, which is nice.

That's adorable thank you for sharing