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Why? For not doing it before a maga ?

For not stopping the far right guy that killed him?

CHRISTFULLY?!?! HAHAHAHAHA

Praying for Jesus seems sacreligious.

meanwhile on Facebook:

Why aren't those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?

Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?

I doubt He's furious at anyone. He's too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.

Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where 'christfully' (note they couldn't even give the guy's name a capital 'C') is in the Bible.

Also ...

How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!

Why didn't Jesus ask the giant eagle to take the ring to Mordor?

Good to know that the nazis werent fascists. You never stop mearning

Jesus is the ultimate cuck.

If you had a penny for every magatard that actually knew what fascism was you wouldn’t have enough to buy lunch

Anarchism is slavery? What?

For releasing the mutant giant eagle.

Isn't fury one of the seven deadly sins?

Technically all words are made up

They where just really patriotic \s

christfully

War is peace.

And most importantly: ignorance is strength.

Hey! We don't do facts here!

I think it's "furry"

Sometimes I dont know if those posts are sarcastic or true…

Of course they use genSlop for their bullshit. They don't have a gram of creativity, or value for human effort in them.

His dad did it all along.

Ah, "Nazism", the slightly less right wing brother of fascism. 🫠

If God wanted Kirk to be alive, he wouldn't have allowed him to become a blood fountain.

Greed, Wrath, Pride, Gluttony, Lust, Envy, and Sloth.

Furries are only, like, 6 of those things. 🤷‍♂️

Wrath?

A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.

Wasn't the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.

you're talking about reality, which is completely irrelevant to these people.

Have you guys also noticed that we've barely heard anything about Kirk's shooter compared to Luigi? I wonder if it's because Kirk's shooter isn't quite as useful to them for painting the left as "violent criminals"

Hey man, nice shot.

No he's not angry with the liberals for killing Charlie (because an far right kid did that), he is angry because they didn't morn his death.

If Jesus came to America he would be shot within two seconds of opening his mouth for being too "leftist".

I have heard of supply-side Jesus, is this another new form of him? Fascist Jesus - He promoted hate and division and blaming acts on people who had nothing to do with it.

All hail Fascist Jesus and don't forget to subscribe to the Anti-Woke Jesus Network for only $19.99 a month to ensure your soul is ready to purge your fellow Americans.

The media does NOT want to address the groypers

And brown.

I might care, if he were real. Or like, y'know, alive. As it stands, I'm not worried.

Besides, I think Jesus would want to deal with the Pedophiles before he goes after those who want to impose the evils of health care upon America.

Comment "christfully" to pray for him 🙏💙❤️

Press "F" to christfully.

Jesus Cucking Christ

No, for pushing the COVID-19 vaccine. As I keep telling people, it was the "plandemic" that made him get the jab which is what made his neck just do that. The liberals pinned it on a nice boy from a MAGA family to protect Big Pharma.

Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happen. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?

I'd love to know what would happen if Jesus were way darker and older than expected.

Fatal crash.

They spelled Israeli’s wrong

They were goyim so they don’t count.

Pretty sure the vore folks encapsulate them all in one spot.

Even the Holy Spirit makes an appearance, you know shit's about to get real when the Magic Bird shows up.

After this photo, Jesus pulled out a knife and immediately began collecting foreskins from screaming students, He hates those!

Foreskins, not the students. He loves every one of them. That's why they must burn in Hell forever