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For US citizens out there, suppose I'm a US citizen and organize a "Pitchfork protest" next week because I think "no kings" is too milquetoast, what's your excuse not to show up?
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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
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I'm fresh out of pitchforks and before you ask, torches as well.
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MantisToboggon lemmy.world MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-11-19
Banned
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I'm going to be busy having sex with your mom.
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orc girly lemmy.ml orc_princess@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-09-11
#4 · Quote Reply

I'd toast with milque to that
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dandelion lemmy.blahaj.zone dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-03-02
#5 · Quote Reply

too busy farmin' 👩‍🌾
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elevenbones sh.itjust.works elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#6 · Quote Reply
MantisToboggon wrote:
I'm going to be busy having sex with your mom.

Me too!
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HasturInYellow lemmy.world HasturInYellow@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-06
#7 · Quote Reply

No info on the purpose, and no trust that you aren't a fed.
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AceFuzzLord lemmy.zip AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-19
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Rhynoplaz wrote:
I'm fresh out of pitchforks and before you ask, torches as well.

Only torch I got is on my phone...
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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
#9 · Quote Reply
HasturInYellow wrote:
No info on the purpose, and no trust that you aren't a fed.

Is Fed the name of your secret police?
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orc girly lemmy.ml orc_princess@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-09-11
#10 · Quote Reply
folaht wrote:
Is Fed the name of your secret police?

It's actually Frederick but it is often shortened to fed
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HasturInYellow lemmy.world HasturInYellow@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-06
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folaht wrote:
Is Fed the name of your secret police?

Not so secret but basically.
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Smuuthbrane sh.itjust.works smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-13
#12 · Quote Reply

Not a US citizen, and technically I have a King. But I'm supposed to.
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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply
HasturInYellow wrote:
Not so secret but basically.

Do you think that the criteria for 'secret police' in other countries would be that their citizens would not have heard of their name or existence?
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HasturInYellow lemmy.world HasturInYellow@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-06
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folaht wrote:
Do you think that the criteria for 'secret police' in other countries would be that their citizens would not have heard of their name or existence?

No, as in they do things in secret. They used to be more secret, or maybe I am giving their incompetence too much weight.
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JennyLaFae lemmy.blahaj.zone JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-03-14
#15 · Quote Reply

If you gather a bunch of people together that are mad at the state of the states, then tell them to bring a weapon, then rile them up. All you did was start an unruly mob.
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