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On average, how long watching someone before they do something funny?
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Daftydux lemmy.dbzer0.com Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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ShellMonkey piefed.socdojo.com ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com
Joined: 2025-09-09
#2 · Quote Reply

Define funny. Statistically people fart several times a day and some people find that hilarious.
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Daftydux lemmy.dbzer0.com Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-01-31
#3 · Quote Reply
ShellMonkey wrote:
Define funny. Statistically people fart several times a day and some people find that hilarious.

Using fart as example

Quietly farts in an open air environment where no one is around, not funny.

Loudly farts in almost any environment. Probably funny.

Its about timing
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LORDSMEGMA sh.itjust.works LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-09-13
#4 · Quote Reply

3, maybe 4
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LORDSMEGMA sh.itjust.works LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-09-13
#5 · Quote Reply
Daftydux wrote:
Using fart as example Quietly farts in an open air environment where no one is around, not funny. Loudly farts in almost any environment. Probably funny. Its about timing

That's also completely subjective. How do we account for people who find farts hilarious vs those who don't?
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D_C sh.itjust.works D_C@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
#6 · Quote Reply
LORDSMEGMA wrote:
3, maybe 4

That low? Wow, I was thinking around 111.
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Daftydux lemmy.dbzer0.com Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-01-31
#7 · Quote Reply
LORDSMEGMA wrote:
That's also completely subjective. How do we account for people who find farts hilarious vs those who don't?

We dont. Its not that important.
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LORDSMEGMA sh.itjust.works LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-09-13
#8 · Quote Reply
Daftydux wrote:
We dont. Its not that important.

From a statistical standpoint information like that is extremely important
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Daftydux lemmy.dbzer0.com Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-01-31
#9 · Quote Reply
LORDSMEGMA wrote:
From a statistical standpoint information like that is extremely important

From a just goofing standpoint, get fucked.
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LORDSMEGMA sh.itjust.works LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-09-13
#10 · Quote Reply
Daftydux wrote:
From a just goofing standpoint, get fucked.

At least buy me dinner first :)
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Daftydux lemmy.dbzer0.com Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-01-31
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LORDSMEGMA wrote:
At least buy me dinner first :)

Kk bb. Ima take you to the best golden coral i know.. you might think you know the gc but you dont know gc until youve gone to this gc.
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