How would you use the small area.

Stuck how?

There are no border checks between the Vatican and Italy.

You’re persona non-grata and will be arrested if you enter Italian territory.

Go through their immense archives and collections. You'd need multiple lifetimes to get through it all.

I fail to see the difficulty in this.

Probably hang out with Father Robert and the Vaticats

Focus on my pasta cooking skills and take them to a legendary level.

Read all the books in the secret library.

The fuck did I do?

Spend forever staring at (maybe even touch) the art.

And

Investigate if they really do have an assassin group.

Publicly broke spaghetti in half before cooking them too much.

You were a member of Passione who defaced the colosseum and ordered pineapple on Pizza. Your plea deal stipulates that you’re required to remain in The Vatican so that your soul can be saved.

Have a criminal lack of imagination :p

Well, fortunately, I already know Latin.

Nobody can stop me!

Open a brothel.

Well I'm about to be a pain in their asses on the topic of queer liberation.

Support this brothel

Hang all the pedos. There'll be a lot of swinging dicks.