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tinyvoltron discuss.online tinyvoltron@discuss.online
Joined: 2024-12-24
#52 · Quote Reply

Are we talking 400 different women or just 800 total boobs in different situations? This is an important distinction.

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paraphrand lemmy.world paraphrand@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-12
#53 · Quote Reply

Men too :smart:

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paraphrand lemmy.world paraphrand@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-12
#54 · (edited) Quote Reply

I unfortunately watched porn too, and I regret every second I wasted watching porn. Supported sex trafficking without even knowing, and ruined my life with it. Not proud of what I did, I am disgusted.

People don’t like to look at this dimension. They just like to talk about how seeking out porn is natural and normal for teens. I’ve seen a few people around Lemmy make this claim as an argument against doing anything about how we handle pornography in the modern world.

They don’t want to consider the fact that unfettered access to porn from puberty impacts how a whole class of people engage with the world, and with others. Impacts how they socialize, how hard they try in seeking out partners. Etc. It’s a deep subject that just gets dismissed for a variety of shallow reasons.

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tigeruppercut lemmy.zip tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-08-20
#55 · Quote Reply

I hear an alarming large number of people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan and I am not sure you have him beat. Maybe though

I dunno, even assuming Ghengis had sex every day and his proclivities leaned toward having multiple concubines sent to him at one time, that still doesn't necessarily equal the number of different people someone could cycle through during a session of flogging the bishop. Someone with a high libido could easily pass Khan these days.

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lad programming.dev sukhmel@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-03
#56 · Quote Reply

I dunno, even assuming Ghengis had sex every day and his proclivities leaned toward having multiple concubines sent to him at one time, that still doesn't necessarily equal the number of different people someone could cycle through during a session of flogging the bishop. Someone with a high libido could easily pass Khan these days.

But he could've organised orgies to increase daily nudes views, optimisation

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datavoid sh.itjust.works datavoid@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-02
#57 · Quote Reply

Probably at least 2 though

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TexasDrunk lemmy.world TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-30
#58 · Quote Reply

As a working artist, can confirm. Seeing nude people for work is less fun.

I had a part time gig DJing at a strip club for a brief time. It gets old much quicker than people think.

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cenzorrll piefed.ca cenzorrll@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-07-10
#59 · Quote Reply

Oh i forgot about that guy. Its a closer match-up than i thought.

Also, mammals evolved around 300 million years ago, and being generous, clothes were first used 3 million years ago. So the number of generations of your ancestors who didn't see tiddies everyday is a rounding error to the number who did. And they were ALL successful *vaguely waves in your direction*

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jballs sh.itjust.works jballs@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-13
#60 · Quote Reply

Should have been a gynecologist. 30 min appointments. 40 hr weeks. 80 vaginas per week. 4160 vaginas per year. Some repeats per year, probs, but not all. Maybe 3000 more per year? 20 year career. 61,000 vaginas. Of course that probably ruins all joy out of seeing them. But that's a best in bloodline amount of puss.

But that's a best in bloodline amount of puss.

Lmao I'm dying over here

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skisnow lemmy.ca skisnow@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-22
#61 · Quote Reply

Magritte would like a word

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6stringringer lemmy.zip 6stringringer@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-11
#62 · Quote Reply

Down syndrome people would love this trick

And the chromosome challenged absolutely hate it.

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yermaw sh.itjust.works yermaw@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-07-10
#63 · Quote Reply

In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner. A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.

I hope we dont have to meet everyone in the afterlife. Imagine how disappointed they'll be.

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Squirrelsdrivemenuts lemmy.world Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-21
#64 · Quote Reply

Also, mammals evolved around 300 million years ago, and being generous, clothes were first used 3 million years ago. So the number of generations of your ancestors who didn't see tiddies everyday is a rounding error to the number who did. And they were ALL successful *vaguely waves in your direction*

But during the "walking around naked" times people tended to live in small communities, whereas we have access to thousands of naked people online everyday.

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yermaw sh.itjust.works yermaw@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-07-10
#65 · Quote Reply

But during the "walking around naked" times people tended to live in small communities, whereas we have access to thousands of naked people online everyday.

Yeah i was thinking you go on a gallery site and you scroll past scores of them without even noticing. An advert pops up with like 10 different naked chicks thumbnails and you close it before you even take in any details, but you've still seen them. Its gotta add up

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SchwertImStein lemmy.dbzer0.com SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-08
#66 · Quote Reply

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fewer

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Blackmist feddit.uk Blackmist@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-04
#67 · Quote Reply

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Especially if your grandparents were swingers.

I could have done without knowing that but there we are...

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seriousslayerguy lemmy.world seriousslayerguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#68 · Quote Reply

Probably at least 2 though

Did I stutter?

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KeenFlame feddit.nu KeenFlame@feddit.nu
Joined: 2023-08-20
#69 · Quote Reply

Yes but consider the children

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NocturnalMorning lemmy.world NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#70 · Quote Reply

In fairness, your mom's so fat it's difficult not to touch her

Don't kink shame!

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datavoid sh.itjust.works datavoid@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-02
#71 · Quote Reply

Did I stutter?

Sorry about your mom

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seriousslayerguy lemmy.world seriousslayerguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#72 · Quote Reply

Sorry about your mom

I have 2 daddies:) but nice try

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