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FrostyTrichs crazypeople.online FrostyTrichs@crazypeople.online
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over_clox lemmy.world over_clox@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#2 · Quote Reply

Yeah, try that stunt with the monkey's paw and you'll get a negative answer...

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HamsterRage lemmy.ca HamsterRage@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
#3 · Quote Reply

AI genie?

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supersquirrel sopuli.xyz supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-12-09
#4 · (edited) Quote Reply

you use a wish

"you have used one wish, you now have zero wishes left"

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over_clox lemmy.world over_clox@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

you use a wish "you have used one wish, you now have zero wishes left"

Bruh, negative wishes mean the genie paw gets to wish you for some things instead, hence my negative wish comment..

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stupidcasey lemmy.world stupidcasey@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#6 · Quote Reply

you use a wish "you have used one wish, you now have zero wishes left"

That's great! If I have zero wishes that means I get 100 more wishes.

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SpaceNoodle lemmy.world SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#7 · Quote Reply

Bruh, negative wishes mean the genie paw gets to wish you for some things instead, hence my negative wish comment..

Negative 1 wish overflows into 255 wishes

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how_we_burned lemmy.zip how_we_burned@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-01-28
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

I wish for you to find all the imprisoned genies and bring them to me.

Bam.... Multiple wishes. And maybe even a sexy genie who can be my wife

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atopi piefed.blahaj.zone atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-07-19
#9 · Quote Reply

you could just ask the genie to make it so 3-1 is 14

what bad could possibly happen from that?

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dev_null lemmy.ml dev_null@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-01-07
#10 · Quote Reply

you could just ask the genie to make it so 3-1 is 14 what bad could possibly happen from that?

The genie could decrement the wish count before executing the wish.

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cholesterol lemmy.world cholesterol@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#11 · Quote Reply

I wish for you to find all the imprisoned genies and bring them to me. Bam.... Multiple wishes. And maybe even a sexy genie who can be my wife

https://xkcd.com/1086/

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voodooattack lemmy.world voodooattack@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#12 · Quote Reply

You have -4 wishes. Pay up.

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atopi piefed.blahaj.zone atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-07-19
#13 · Quote Reply

The genie could decrement the wish count before executing the wish.

make it so 1-1 is 13 for your second wish

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apotheotic (she/her) beehaw.org apotheotic@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-07-11
#14 · Quote Reply

Genie: You get 3 wishes

Me: I wish you were a physicist or methematician instead of an engineer

Genie: You only have 2.1415 more wishes

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