Got the transcript from u/Raisu- on Reddit, altered by me to make formatting work on Lemmy.

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Anonymous, 06/16/2020, 13:13

>Playing a female dragonborn

>GM asks what her breast size is

>I say she's as flat as a pancake

>GM decrees she in fact has doubles Ds

>Her clothes keep getting burnt off

>Once he describes her clothes getting burnt off despite the fact they had already burnt off earlier and she was still naked

>I fall a long way off a mountain and survive by using a Death Ward

>GM declares I leave a Wile E Coyote style hole with two enormous pits for my giant boobs

>We actually catch a kobold NPC using the boob pits

>I am legit sick of Double Dragon Titties

>Eventually hatch a plan for revenge

>DMNPC is an annoying overpowered wizard we all hate

>GM fucking loves the wizard and thinks his lolrandum fuckery of the party is hilarious

>In-character everyone decides that the wizard is an evil asshole and needs slaying

>We get the wizard in a cellar and cast an anti-magic field

>I slather my front in magical superglue we got from somewhere

>Grab the wizard, smash his face inbetween my giant boobs, then slam myself into the ground repeatedly

>Wizard suffocates between enormous dragon boobs and has every bone broken by 240 lbs of dragonborn crushing him

>GM argues that he wouldn't suffocate from being superglued to a chest

>"He wouldn't if I was flat, too bad you insisted I have giant bouncing dragontits."

So that's how I killed the DMNPC with the GM's magical realm.

I remember when I was 12