Why is it always pointy sticks?

Cause the armies fielding limp pool noodles usually lose.

“Usually” taps nose

Every stick is pointy when it's travelling fast enough

If you think about it, bullets are just very small pointy sticks. Fired from a stick you point.

No, Patrick. A bullet is not a stick.
But Drones > Bullets
And Sticks > Drones
Therefore sticks are superior.

Pointy Sticks?

All high and mighty eh?

https://youtu.be/piWCBOsJr-w?t=38

Do sharp sticks make one the ultimate badass?

Can pointy sticks heat water?

Yes, of course. I'm glad you asked.

There should be an empire of crabs using pointy sticks to protect heating water.

Stick? Figures.

All the way to rods from god

Fuck, I forgot about those!

are those pointy tho? or are they just sticks

At that speed and distance, everything is pointy

Oh.....oh my God....

my physics teacher told me at that speed and distance everything is a spherical cow. i know my physics teacher and you are the internet. i just don't know who to believe

Spherical cows are pointy.

Maybe that seems contradictory, but I will now smugly refuse to elaborate.

no no i get it. cows are both daves and farticles

Blunt plates just don't have as much penetrating power, I guess, and that's the other aspect ratio available.

If it ain’t pointy don’t stick it.

I mean, most guns and bows are just a way apply a pointy stick at a distance.

The Dinkster seems to think so.