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osanna thebrainbin.org osanna@thebrainbin.org
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Ilovethebomb sh.itjust.works Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-08
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I absolutely love this every time I see it.
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saltnotsugar lemmy.world saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Stork: Congratulations on your new-

Fancy lady: (Shotgun loads)

Stork: Aight. Imma head out.
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Hadriscus jlai.lu Hadriscus@jlai.lu
Joined: 2025-06-10
#4 · (edited) Quote Reply

it bugs me a lot how the composition in this picture is skewed by the diagonal formed by the stork's beak (and body!) and the lady's umbrella, which happen to be perfectly colinear... makes me mad

I feel compulsed to paint over it to even things out a little bit. I need to forget
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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#5 · Quote Reply
Hadriscus wrote:
it bugs me a lot how the composition in this picture is skewed by the diagonal formed by the stork's beak (and body!) and the lady's umbrella, which happen to be perfectly colinear... makes me mad I feel compulsed to paint over it to even things out a little bit. I need to forget

I kinda like the colinearity. 🤷
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Hadriscus jlai.lu Hadriscus@jlai.lu
Joined: 2025-06-10
#6 · Quote Reply
grue wrote:
I kinda like the colinearity. 🤷

get that colinearity away from me
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skulblaka sh.itjust.works skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-08
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Hadriscus wrote:
get that colinearity away from me

whack
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tyler programming.dev tyler@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Hadriscus wrote:
it bugs me a lot how the composition in this picture is skewed by the diagonal formed by the stork's beak (and body!) and the lady's umbrella, which happen to be perfectly colinear... makes me mad I feel compulsed to paint over it to even things out a little bit. I need to forget

I thought it was a condom for the stork lol.
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Gork sopuli.xyz Gork@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-01
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Hadriscus wrote:
it bugs me a lot how the composition in this picture is skewed by the diagonal formed by the stork's beak (and body!) and the lady's umbrella, which happen to be perfectly colinear... makes me mad I feel compulsed to paint over it to even things out a little bit. I need to forget

She's applying blunt damage with the pommel of the umbrella in the classic overhead Vom Tag stance.
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Hadriscus jlai.lu Hadriscus@jlai.lu
Joined: 2025-06-10
#10 · Quote Reply
tyler wrote:
I thought it was a condom for the stork lol.

lmao
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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Hadriscus wrote:
get that colinearity away from me

I'm sorry, all I hear is SCRAW
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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saltnotsugar wrote:
Stork: Congratulations on your new- Fancy lady: (Shotgun loads) Stork: Aight. Imma head out.

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osanna thebrainbin.org osanna@thebrainbin.org
Joined: 2026-02-01
#13 · Quote Reply
MinnesotaGoddam wrote:

trambopaline!
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#14 · Quote Reply
osanna wrote:
trambopaline!

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bampop lemmy.world bampop@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-12
#15 · (edited) Quote Reply
Hadriscus wrote:
it bugs me a lot how the composition in this picture is skewed by the diagonal formed by the stork's beak (and body!) and the lady's umbrella, which happen to be perfectly colinear... makes me mad I feel compulsed to paint over it to even things out a little bit. I need to forget

She's got a bit of a Georgy Kurasov thing going on there
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Hadriscus jlai.lu Hadriscus@jlai.lu
Joined: 2025-06-10
#16 · (edited) Quote Reply
bampop wrote:
She's got a bit of a Georgy Kurasov thing going on there

wow so many diagonals. Thanks for the picture I like it. Eye bleach from the stork one
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surewhynotlem lemmy.world surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
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Hadriscus wrote:
wow so many diagonals. Thanks for the picture I like it. Eye bleach from the stork one

It's the square dog head that's doing it for me. This guy minecrafted before Minecraft.
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Hadriscus jlai.lu Hadriscus@jlai.lu
Joined: 2025-06-10
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surewhynotlem wrote:
It's the square dog head that's doing it for me. This guy minecrafted before Minecraft.

Right. That is one square unit of dog head. And her body makes me think of Lara Croft in the first 2 Tomb Raider games
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