The director didn't have the courage to complain to the costume department (his mother).

I choose to believe this

Funny, but not true.

Wait, Robert Pattinson is that creepy looking kid from that sparkly vampire movie. Why does he look middle aged here? Oh noooooooooooooo.

Why are you talking shit about my favorite Batman?

Its-a-mee, Pattinson!

Michael Keaton was in this movie?

We're all old down here

It’s the mustache. He was 33 here.

Good thing this is the funny community, and not the true community

Is he vaping in that pic?

That's funny, and true...

He’s a great actor. I just gave him the money to pursue weird projects.

I highly recommend you check out his last…15 years of filmography. He’s quite a solid actor!

That's very generous of you!

Its-a-mee, Roberto!

I've heard this a few times. I guess I will have to get over my Twilight animosity and give him a try. Should I start with Batman? I was just watching Batman and Robin and actually enjoying how campy it is.

the king with Tim Shallomé

Rhymes with Baloney.

Pff Clooney's been better than this

I WANT LIGHTHOUSE MARIO NOW NOW NOW!

I didn't care for him specifically but the movie The Devil All the Time was solid to me. Slow burn.

Homie

Nipples!

Well I mean bats are mammals..

Bat-Nipples

And may I add

Funny how Radcliffe, Wood and Pattinson, whom three I can barely tell apart, all seem to have went into weird indie films against their teenage image.

Now I can’t unsee it… bro really was one “let’s-a go” away from breaking character 😂

It’s actually shallot-met, like when you meet an onion

I want my coffee and my danish right NOW NOW NOW!

I would highly enjoy watching an accurate depiction of this film with Mario as the main character. Seeing Mario commit the lurid, depraved, and brutal acts Pattinson portrays in this movie would be genuinely fucking hilarious.

I gave him so much I couldn’t afford a t 😂

A highly underrated film

He was also Cedric Diggory from the 4th Happy Potter movie

Apparently Pattinson hates Twilight as well, it just paid really good

guns akimbo was peak movie watching experience

That remains the only movie I've snuck liquor into. Zero regrets. The movie is made to be watched while buzzed and as high as one can be while watching a movie.

Fun ✅
Fact ❌

Yeah, they didn't shoot in black-and-white. Everything was recorded in full color, but Nintendo blocked the release due to the similarity. So a bunch of interns had to manually take a screenshot of every frame, save it, import it into a cracked Photoshop copy, export that, and re-import it into the video editor.

Yer Fond of me lobster, ain't ye, Mario?

He's good in Good Time

Watch Good Time

If it is true, than this is extremely hilarious.

Dont forget about batman

Most definitely

The seagull scene Nitendo lawsuits were gonna be insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EvRAfxa0OE

I love value-grading...