Nice try, Internet

You're doing it wrong!

Tell me how to do it right

Don't know but not that way

It's urgent! You must do it now! Nothing is more important!

-reluctantly prioritized it, doing it now-

Thanks*, glad it's done, now I can continue with it next week

* hahaha, you wish! Thanks is usually pronounced like "okay" or "finally"

Are you sure that is what really frustrates you? Tha..thanks, but I have no use for this. /j

You sound frustrated.......

Ask me to do the thing that I am currently doing.

Can you answer the question in the post, please? It'd be nice, if you do that. Thanks. /j

Death

I know this is shitty ask Lemmy, but I'm gong to give an honest answer.

One morning I see a message from a mate. Sharing a link. A racist comedian (or at least, a comedian who makes race and lgbt jokes) was complaining that his show got canceled.

Was actually mad that whole day. Even yelled at a student for the first time.

Now my rule is 'no social media until coffee break at 10ish'