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Track_Shovel slrpnk.net Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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SpaceNoodle lemmy.world SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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Sounds like Pamela is asking for my number.
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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
#3 · Quote Reply

Reminds me of going on a date with a woman who brewed her own beer.

I don't drink.
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TheTechnician27 lemmy.world TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-25
#4 · Quote Reply

Does Pamela buy her groceries at Food and Stuff?
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SparroHawc piefed.world SparroHawc@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-04-08
#5 · Quote Reply
SpaceNoodle wrote:
Sounds like Pamela is asking for my number.

I think she's looking for something more along the lines of a Rod from God rather than a SpaceNoodle.
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SpaceNoodle lemmy.world SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#6 · Quote Reply
SparroHawc wrote:
I think she's looking for something more along the lines of a Rod from God rather than a SpaceNoodle.

What are you talking about? I'm 605' tall.
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KairuByte lemmy.dbzer0.com KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-08-09
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TheTechnician27 wrote:
Does Pamela buy her groceries at Food and Stuff?

Prolly buys her stuff there too.
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Lost_My_Mind lemmy.world Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-07
#8 · Quote Reply
KairuByte wrote:
Prolly buys her stuff there too.

But does she get stuffed with food?
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FarraigePlaisteaċ (sé/é) lemmy.world FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#9 · Quote Reply

I remember a local woman and a guy ending up at a late house party together. She had no interest in him. She spent most of the night drinking wine and the rest of it on the couch with her legs in the air lighting her farts.
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fartographer lemmy.world fartographer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
#10 · Quote Reply
SpaceNoodle wrote:
What are you talking about? I'm 605' tall.

How's the weather up there? He he he, got em-

I SAID HOW'S THE WEATHER UP- NEVERMIND!
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PhobosAnomaly feddit.uk PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-01
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FarraigePlaisteaċ (sé/é) wrote:
I remember a local woman and a guy ending up at a late house party together. She had no interest in him. She spent most of the night drinking wine and the rest of it on the couch with her legs in the air lighting her farts.

As hilarious and arguably far more entertaining as this is, whatever happened to the age-old "well I've had a good night but maybe we're better suited as friends, time for me to boost, speak to you tomorrow" parting?
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FarraigePlaisteaċ (sé/é) lemmy.world FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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PhobosAnomaly wrote:
As hilarious and arguably far more entertaining as this is, whatever happened to the age-old "well I've had a good night but maybe we're better suited as friends, time for me to boost, speak to you tomorrow" parting?

I completely agree.
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P00ptart lemmy.world P00ptart@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-26
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Imgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-23
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TrackinDaKraken wrote:
Reminds me of going on a date with a woman who brewed her own beer. I don't drink.

You uh, still have her number?
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Track_Shovel slrpnk.net Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-13
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FarraigePlaisteaċ (sé/é) wrote:
I remember a local woman and a guy ending up at a late house party together. She had no interest in him. She spent most of the night drinking wine and the rest of it on the couch with her legs in the air lighting her farts.

And that kids is how I met your mother
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SpaceNoodle lemmy.world SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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fartographer wrote:
How's the weather up there? He he he, got em- I SAID HOW'S THE WEATHER UP- NEVERMIND!

WHAT?
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Skullgrid lemmy.world Skullgrid@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
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PhobosAnomaly wrote:
As hilarious and arguably far more entertaining as this is, whatever happened to the age-old "well I've had a good night but maybe we're better suited as friends, time for me to boost, speak to you tomorrow" parting?

It was a party. You don't just leave because you don't want to fuck one person there
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PhobosAnomaly feddit.uk PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-01
#18 · Quote Reply
Skullgrid wrote:
It was a party. You don't just leave because you don't want to fuck one person there

It certainly ended up at a house party.

I suppose it's not clear when they decided they weren't for each other.
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fruitycoder sh.itjust.works fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-11
#19 · Quote Reply
PhobosAnomaly wrote:
It certainly ended up at a house party. I suppose it's not clear when they decided they weren't for each other.

If I was on a one on one date that took me to a house party that would decided it for me. Probably people out there that would enjoy a ramp up in social activity but that sounds like a full ass nightmare to me
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