cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/41033922

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Would crossdressing as you march into the recruitment office be enough to be undraftable? Obviously with the cat ears.

Unlikely: neither thigh highs nor cat ears will interfere with your ability to get blown up by a drone.

I thought, being LGBTQ+ was a requirement to be drafted in the Navy.

Cat ears grant +8 lives to the wearer (one time per person, no stacking with multiple sets or rules lawyer shenaniganery) so they can still be useful.

You're saying we can throw her onto an enemy machinegun not once, not twice, but 9 times????

Get me a squad of trans catgirls, we got blasted wastelands to conquer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFEOFTZtm1o

I'm wondering if there's any way I can pass myself off as too gay to serve without getting slaughtered by the regime

My parents had to explain this detail to me while watching the movie Hair, IIRC.

Would rather get drafted by Ukraine than the USA.

We'll ring the dinner bell for the draft board when they visit

Become undraftable 3:Tokyo draft

Yeah, if they ever seriously have to conscript people, either the rules will be rethought, or they'll make sure serving is preferable to being queer.

One thing to keep in mind about MAGA is that it's brand new and actually very ill-suited to any kind of long term stability. It has loopholes, because it hasn't mattered yet. Eventually, it will be rewritten in a way that's more familiar and self-contained, like how the Reign of Terror became Napoleon.

I'm worried that the government is just going to send me to conversion therapy before they send me back into the military