I didn’t piss over my hands.

I also wash before I go, because your junk has it's own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn't belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn't belong in your daily surroundings.

If you’ve been in contact with aggressive chemicals, it’s actually a really good idea to wash your hands before touching other parts of your body.

Do not use your hand to direct where you piss?

The answer is exactly what you think it is: laziness.

Ever hear of sitting?

Then again, you shouldnt come in contact with agressive chemicals in the first place

Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.

The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody's poop on you.

For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.

In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can't blame him, really.

I'm freedickin' that shit homie

*Sit and spray

The people who don't wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.

I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.

They don't seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people's food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.

Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:

it would not be unlikely for urine droplets to travel a distance of 5 feet to the side of the urinator,” Dr. Truscott tells us in an email. “And if someone were standing next to him, they would most definitely get small droplets OF THE OTHER MAN’S URINE on their pants and shoes

Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you're a sitter. If you're a sitter, then you're probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!

My dick is cleaner then the faucet and I use multiple layers of shit tickets so my finger doesn’t end up in my butthole like when I was a kid.

Okay genuinely confused, no, I sit down and the pee goes straight down?

I'm sorry, what???

I only wash my clothes if pee or poop myself....

I think I washed my clothes last time last decade? That was a waste! But you know, better safe than sorry!

/s

I can't speak for myself, but I've seen some children/young teenagers with ADHD being already too focused on what's next. Or they go to the toilet with a handheld gaming console or smartphone to begin with, and never diverted their attention except for the bare minimum required when going to the toilet.

good for him i guess that sounds tedious as fuck

personally i eat other people's shit every day

I know a guy who won’t go in public toilets or at anyone else’s house, but at a pinch might make a crazy nest of toilet paper over the seat. You can take it too far - the world is not a sterile place.

Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.

It is the very, very rare occasion that I shit in public.

Last time, i was flying back from the US and into the Netherlands and found one wing of the airport under construction so there wasn't any open gates, but the toilets were open.... you ever shit in an empty airport bathroom? Amazing.

Contrast with the time I was at the same airport a week before and there was actual shit on the floor, dragged across from the rolling luggage to the stall.

You make me proud, nutsack.

I wash the engine grease off first. Then take a load off and sit down. The real question is, "Why do kids pee on the seat?" WHY GOD WHY

Ok, but if I pee I don't touch any genitals?!

Edit: Pull pants down. Sit. Pee. Pull pants up. Leave. I'm not saying I'm not washing my hands, but I'm not touching my dick either.

I wash em before pissing. My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not

not even your stall neighbour's ??...??

I have a minor hand washing compulsion, but it's not a germophobia thing. While I would prefer everyone wash their hands after using the bathroom, it doesn't gross me out like some other things, like nose-picking.

Lots of excreta aerosolize or otherwise get everywhere. While hand washing is a low bar to improving hygiene, shit is literally everywhere. Want to see something scary (depending on your squeamishness)? Get a 350nm UV flashlight and check out your home. Hell, try it right after you do a deep clean.

bro uses gravity

Apparently He’s not even locking the door.

You still need to lock the door

For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y'all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and "oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!"?

I do wash my hands since I try to be hygienic. But many people most likely don't due to laziness

Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it's just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don't really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it's a convenient time to do that.

Nah it's just me and my wife so I don't even close the door, let alone lock it

I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn't love a little dingle tingle?

I don’t lock the door to my house bathroom when I use it.

A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said "honey that's gross why didn't you wash your hands?"

He responded, "well for one, it's not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I'll be alright touching it every once in awhile."

https://youtu.be/X29lF43mUlo

All yall need to know about washing your hands every fucking time you go to bathroom. And people who use hand sanitizer all the time get sicker more. Killing your immune system.

Exactly! If you don't wipe, you'll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.

You just let your dick hit the bowl? Thats disgusting. And then you don't even wash your hands afterwards?

I don't let my junk touch the bowl or water. Stand like a man, and wash your hands.

A customer at my workplace does this routinely, then shoves the paper in and flushes. The result is a clogged toilet and a bowl full of soggy paper and shit. And guess who usually gets to clean it up...

I don't tie my masculinity to how I pee, ya goofball

Who cares? That's half the point of underwear.

gross and demeaning.

no one wants penis on all the door handles.
If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.

Neither do i. But didn't your parents potty train you?

and it fucking smells.