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Do NOT face Pete Hegseth alone when astral projecting.

Today while astral projecting I summoned Pete Hegseth to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually hungover to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal my hangover as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Pete Hegseth is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a warfighter.

His aura (🍺 💣 ♊ 🛢️ 🚢 ✈️) is very strong right now due to Hormuz being in a state of stagnation ✨✨

What on Earth did I just read

Pa-ganfiction.