Parenthood has taught me that anyone who thinks they don't want kids should absolutely be free to follow that and not have kids.

It's also taught me that all of the cringe goofball nonsense is 100% sincere. Being a parent changes the human brain in weird ways. Which is good, because babies need someone to clean them up after they puke on themselves and shit their plants so hard it gets in their hair.

(Parenthood can be considered a necessary mental illness.)

awwww shake shake shake

shake shake shake

shake your baybay

shake your baybay

Only the leg please

Disclaimer: Do NOT shake the baby.

Yeah, although I already did the goofball shit before parenting (maybe cause of my baby sis). Just now I have someone who appreciates random funny voices and silly faces.

Not having kids is one of my greater regrets in life. Unfortunately i never had a stable enough life situation to make that choice.

My nephew has never once failed to pee on me when getting changed. I think he hold into it until it's time.

My baby never shit their plants! I think yours might be defective. 🤣

27 hours of labor

haha a meme

Maybe try giving your baby some plants.

You can shake the baby a little, as a treat

Unironically … yes.

Although I have been in the market for a 22nd trimester abortion

Having a kid is one of my greatest what ifs.

Idk if I regret having the little dude but I woulda had so many adventures otherwise.

Just the life we lead.

Hah. That's actually cute.

You can’t accidentally give a baby shaken baby syndrome. Babies generally enjoy being bounced and tossed, just don’t violently slam them around.

It's a toe-aphone.

How old is the little dude? Mine are both not so little anymore, in public school. I feel like I didn't truly love them until I could start talking to them. And I loved them, but when they started talking to me and I started seeing inside their heads, it really unlocked a whole next level of how much I love them. And yes, plenty of not so great stuff too, but it's all part of the package.