I live in the Bible Belt, so I always hear "hAvE a BlEsSeD dAy". "Yeah, fuck you too", is what I think, but I mostly say "you too".

I have a neighbor who is extremely religious, and she keeps telling me to pray for things.

Twice now she's asked what religion I am, just for me to tell her I'm an atheist. Both times she blinked like I grew another head.

Then she continued to tell me to pray for things...

I mean, these people know they're just saying 'fuck you' in an acceptable way.

Tell them 'fuck you', back.

Just smile and say, 'may Beelzebub grace you with wisdom!' just as cheerily and earnestly as they do.

I mean it is the Bible Belt, that's just the local cultural greeting. You wouldn't complain about the French greeting you in the french language either would you?

-"Oh, so god hates you."

That's way more logical, right?

What if i dont want to hear about your imaginary friend?

That sounds difficukt to think about

So im just gonna not!

there is no war in ba sing se

alt:
that doesn't look like anything to me

Pretty much

Apparently they think the cure for depression is boredom

Yeah there are a ton of deities/names you can rotate through "thanks, X bless you too"

Baal, Beelzebub, mephistopheles, Sithrak, Satan, Lucifer, etc

My favorite would be the Gnostic names for 'God', aka, the demiurge, Saklos/Saklas, roughly.

Apparently it translates to something like 'The Blind One'.

Your depression is a g gift from God

Then his best buddy will torture you for eternity!