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This is supposed to be a baguette. Photo by Willie Rodriguez
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ickplant lemmy.world ickplant@lemmy.world
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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
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Looks like a kraken tentacle.

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we are all crazypeople.online crazycraw@crazypeople.online
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TIL paramecium are bread

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okwhateverdude lemmy.world okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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The cover up tattoo to fix this is just to admit this looks like shit and draw a butt shitting this out

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand feddit.uk yakko@feddit.uk
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It looks like that giant fossilized Viking turd

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AnchoriteMagus lemmy.world AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world
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First thing I thought of was the Graboid from Tremors flying through the air at the end of the movie.

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TheOctonaut piefed.zip TheOctonaut@piefed.zip
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radiouser crazypeople.online radiouser@crazypeople.online
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Add some wobbly "smell-lines" coming off it, that should help.

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expatriado lemmy.world expatriado@lemmy.world
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looks like the kind of poop you're proud off when you're done

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fonix232 fedia.io fonix232@fedia.io
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None

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ThePantser sh.itjust.works ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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Found the community's new thumbnail logo. This is literally a shitty tat.

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RockBottom feddit.org RockBottom@feddit.org
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A motive Sailor Jerry would possibly have rejected.

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ElJefe lemmy.ca ElJefe@lemmy.ca
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Tricep*

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SomGye sh.itjust.works SomGye@sh.itjust.works
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This is how cigars look and smell to me

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thagoat lemmy.dbzer0.com thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Too many baguettes

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Valmond lemmy.dbzer0.com Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Add some wobbly "smell-lines" coming off it, that should help.

And a shadow to "3dimentionalize" it.

It's not bad actually IMO (except it does look a little bit like the fossilized viking turd now when someone brought it up).

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Diddlydee feddit.uk Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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Why does that elbow look like a sperm whale?

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Jackhammer_Joe lemmy.world Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world
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What kind of janky ass arm is that?!

And why is there a big ass turd on it?

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radiouser crazypeople.online radiouser@crazypeople.online
Joined: 2025-04-23
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And a shadow to "3dimentionalize" it. It's not bad actually IMO (except it does look a little bit like the fossilized viking turd now when someone brought it up).

Honestly, I have worse tattoos lol.

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reisub discuss.tchncs.de reisub@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-08
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How many courics is that?

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TheOctonaut piefed.zip TheOctonaut@piefed.zip
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Tricep*

You not getting a joke doesn't mean you get to just let an asterisk hanging there

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SoleInvictus lemmy.blahaj.zone SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-03-28
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TIL paramecium are bread

My thoughts exactly. Add on some cilia and edit one of the slashes a bit to make it more of an oral groove and I'd never suspect a thing.

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ArmchairAce1944 lemmy.ca ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca
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How many courics is that?

Oh god...

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M137 lemmy.world M137@lemmy.world
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Obesity. And the kind you almost only see kn Americans, it's weird.

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Big T lemmy.dbzer0.com BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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That tattoo looks like shit

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starchylemming lemmy.world starchylemming@lemmy.world
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What kind of janky ass arm is that?! And why is there a big ass turd on it?

he needed something to distract from his weird arms with excessive fat and negative muscle mass

he failed

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starchylemming lemmy.world starchylemming@lemmy.world
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Johnny Silverturd

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texture lemmy.world texture@lemmy.world
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why do i need to know the last name of who took this photo?

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wolfeh lemmy.blahaj.zone wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-19
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looks like the kind of poop you're proud off when you're done

Sharon! Honey! Come quick!

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glimse lemmy.world glimse@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
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why do i need to know the last name of who took this photo?

What a weird complaint lol

Yeah let's just take stuff anonymously and never give credit to the creators of anything. You made this? I made this.

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kryptonianCodeMonkey lemmy.world kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-13
#31 · Quote Reply

Should've gone with a lot less shading and detail.

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ThrowawayPermanente sh.itjust.works ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-23
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he needed something to distract from his weird arms with excessive fat and negative muscle mass he failed

I'm sorry if my freedom offends you

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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#33 · (edited) Quote Reply

maybe add some eyes and a smiley face? and a christmas hat?

all i see is pain

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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What kind of janky ass arm is that?! And why is there a big ass turd on it?

most turds are ass turds joe

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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looks like the kind of poop you're proud off when you're done

HEY MA! COME'N LOOKITHIS AFORE I FLUSHIT

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Comrade_Squid lemmy.ml Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml
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#36 · Quote Reply

Can this even be covered 😂

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ChillPenguin lemmy.world ChillPenguin@lemmy.world
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#37 · Quote Reply

Turd Ferguson

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agent_nycto lemmy.world agent_nycto@lemmy.world
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#38 · Quote Reply

No one is asking why someone wanted an arm sized baguette tattoo? Ok

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ickplant lemmy.world ickplant@lemmy.world
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No one is asking why someone wanted an arm sized baguette tattoo? Ok

My son is in school to become a pastry chef, so that’s one option. Why arm-sized though? No clue.

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Wakmrow lemmy.world Wakmrow@lemmy.world
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My son is in school to become a pastry chef, so that’s one option. Why arm-sized though? No clue.

I don't think pastry chefs make baguette

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texture lemmy.world texture@lemmy.world
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What a weird complaint lol Yeah let's just take stuff anonymously and never give credit to the creators of anything. You made this? I made this.

its a picture of a damn arm bro, the picture itself isnt art

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glibg lemmy.ca glibg@lemmy.ca
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Am I the only one that sees a baguette? I mean sure it looks Turd-Like, but upon closer inspection it's obvs a baguette.

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Honytawk discuss.tchncs.de Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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Obviously that is the actual size of the biggest shit they have ever taken.

The "baguette" story is just a cover-up.

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glimse lemmy.world glimse@lemmy.world
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its a picture of a damn arm bro, the picture itself isnt art

So?

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rosco385 lemmy.wtf rosco385@lemmy.wtf
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That tattoo is a definite 3.

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ickplant lemmy.world ickplant@lemmy.world
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I don't think pastry chefs make baguette

Bread making is part of their curriculum. Also candy and chocolate. It includes a lot of stuff that one wouldn’t think of as “pastry.”

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athatet lemmy.zip athatet@lemmy.zip
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its a picture of a damn arm bro, the picture itself isnt art

Should still credit the person who took the photo. That way other people are able to look up and verify that it’s not just a bunch of ai slop or whatever else.

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m4xie lemmy.ca m4xie@lemmy.ca
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It looks like a pea pod 🫛

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the_mighty_kracken lemmy.world the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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Can this even be covered 😂

Can it be covered? Yes. Can it be covered without looking more like a turd? No.

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Rolivers discuss.tchncs.de Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de
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SHARON! SHAARON YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!

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diabetic_porcupine lemmy.world diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
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