Kk that took me a minute. And yeah... Yikes lol

I don't get it. (Update: Now I get it, but I wish that I could go back to the way things were before I found out.)

Anatomy

Duck penis

Duck dicks are corkscrew shaped

Some knowledge is cursed. There are things we're not supposed to know.

It's like you wanted to be cursed.

And duck vaginas are also corkscrew shaped, but they spiral the opposite way.

Dick

It's so the male duck can scrape the semen of any previous partners out of the female duck's vagina. This was a random mutation that somehow became dominant because it perpetuated the species. Unlike leaving all that semen in there, which ... wouldn't ... have?

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

If you knew then what you know now you'd have better coping skills probably... Or not. Who cares honestly.

If you know, you know.

Scientifically accurate Ducktales

For anyone else still unaware

Ze Frank did a video

Remember, sexual selection favors traits that benefit the carrier, being able to have a mate exclusively bear their offspring and excluding competitors would favor their genes, unlike the mate potentially bearing offspring from multiple contributors (even within a single clutch, but I’m not sure about that part, not a biologist)

d-d-d-danger lurks behind you

Corkscrew woohoo!

s-s-stranger corkscrew birdthrough

Life is like a hurricane, you know, twisty.

Anatidaephobia

Even when it benefits the species as a whole. Nature always was shortsighted, and the cause of all our suffering.

What did I JUST tell you about knowledge

I wasn't sure how to continue it but... oof...