If baths count, earlier today. If we are only talking showers? Sometime last month, i think.

Yesterday

This morning, at about 7:15.

Hair is still wet so a couple hours or so?

Last night.

But it was during an orgy

Two hours ago

Shower?

I prefer baths.

Today

I must have a clean butt. I feel gross if I have to poop and there is no bidet. So often times I just shower instead when I can.

Nice

Golden shower?

The thing no one warned me about with bidets is that once I got used to having one at home, it would be torture whenever I had to use a bathroom without one

Saturday. And I'll have another one tonight so I don't become stinky.

They make bottle cap tops that fit on your water bottle. It grosses some people out even in the woods where it was designed for. If you can getv over that it's very convenient. Popsc onto any plastic water bottle and squits a nice stream of clean water.

For reference link

Well, first it's $10.
Second, I'm pretty sure they are 3d printed.

Skill issue?

Just clean with paper then squad in the shower and use a handheld shower head

This is the kind of innovation the world needs, thanks for the life changing info

You have a stream of water pour out of a faucet all over you in a tub of some sort to catch or drain the water that falls on you. The use of soap is advised.

Quit bothering me!