in the files

Wait, who's processig the request???

Brainstem

Started terminal-lly. Stuck now and got lots of VIM all night. Supposed to do something with colon. Directions unclear now just a q.

Memory leak 🫠

Alarm

Asshole

Wait, if my brain runs and uses Linux then…

Oh god…

ADHD is a zombie LLM process constantly spitting out vaguely related nonsense, draining your energy and processor cycles for nothing productive.

It all makes sense now.

Nah, it's nothing that complicated, it's just a bash script

while [ 0 -eq 0 ]
do
        wall | head -c 16 /dev/random
        sleep 1
done

goddamn I wish I could shut down my brain this way. mmmmph. genuine envy.

shouldn't it be head -c 16 /dev/random | wall

One day we'll be ready to switch to a stable repo

yep that works a lot better. Mine did spit out a wall message, but only after the script hangs and has to be ctrl-D'ed. I figured I had tested enough for the internet joke and I shipped it to prod.

Don't think rm -rf

Don't think rm -rf

Don't think rm -rf

Wait.. what was I not supposed to think about?
rm -rf

drops dead while drooling

Me

What always triggers feelings of cosmic horror is the question: "Whom is this reported to?"

whoopsie poopsie

Santa Claus, you go on the naughty list

a break is a break tho. forreal.

Meditation is essentially a software patch that reduces the brain's tendency to DDoS itself.

what I need is brain docker, where I could just spin down entire sets of functionality

This is my reflection on my own experience with meditation, I have no other expertise on the subject.

It's not not that. It doesn't completely prevent processes from starting up randomly, but it does make it easier and faster to shut them down gracefully. It's also helpful for understanding and adjusting system calls that keep restarting processes I no longer need running all the time.

A log file

monke

And it will go down in your permanent record!

average first run after installing debian

there is an ootion in the installer to enable sudo. so people just click next next next witgout reading?

Here's the corresponding xkcd.

who are you reporting to? WHO ARE YOU REPORTING TO?!?