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a unicorn using a narwhal as trojan horse
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FreeBeard slrpnk.net FreeBeard@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2024-09-29
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Technically it's not a horn but a tooth that grows upwards through the skull.

However I'm not sure what the unicorn horn is made of.

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ceenote lemmy.world ceenote@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
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Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion because they are so awesome

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OpenStars piefed.social OpenStars@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-10-24
#4 · Quote Reply

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saltnotsugar lemmy.world saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-04
#5 · Quote Reply

Warm in these narwhals.

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bitteroldcoot piefed.social bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-11-22
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But narwals eat fish and unicorns eat flowers.

Maybe there are real narwals and fake unicorn narwals. The unicorn ones only show up in the summer for their breeding season.

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chiliedogg lemmy.world chiliedogg@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-26
#7 · Quote Reply

But narwals eat fish and unicorns eat flowers. Maybe there are real narwals and fake unicorn narwals. The unicorn ones only show up in the summer for their breeding season.

That's unicorn propaganda to mislead the masses.

Like Vampires not having reflections or British people having manners.

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#8 · Quote Reply

Technically it's not a horn but a tooth that grows upwards through the skull. However I'm not sure what the unicorn horn is made of.

However I'm not sure what the unicorn horn is made of.

Keratin.

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Atelopus-zeteki fedia.io Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-08-13
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Remember, The Narwhal bacons at midnight.

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tacosanonymous mander.xyz tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-30
#10 · Quote Reply

Remember, The Narwhal bacons at midnight.

How does one bacon?

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egrets lemmy.world egrets@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#11 · Quote Reply

However I'm not sure what the unicorn horn is made of. Keratin.

Indeed -- assuming they're related to horses, they're not artiodactyls like goats and cows with keratin-coated bone horns, and it wouldn't be a dentin tusk like narwhals and elephants; they're perissodactyls like rhinos so they'd presumably have keratinous horns that grow back, like hooves and turtle beaks.

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#12 · (edited) Quote Reply

Indeed -- assuming they're related to horses, they're not artiodactyls like goats and cows with keratin-coated bone horns, and it wouldn't be a dentin tusk like narwhals and elephants; they're perissodactyls like rhinos so they'd presumably have keratinous horns that grow back, like hooves and turtle beaks.

No, you misunderstand. I wasn't speculating; I just looked up the Wikpedia page on them and the info was right there.

spoiler

The scientific name is R. unicornis. An Indian rhino is literally a unicorn.

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hakunawazo lemmy.world hakunawazo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
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DominusOfMegadeus sh.itjust.works Reverendender@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-11
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How does one bacon?

With gusto

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GeeDubHayduke lemmy.dbzer0.com GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-06
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Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion because they are so awesome

They'd beat a polar bear in a fight!

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