I'd like to see proof of pug or Jesus.

I... that... it... you see, I...

[ahem]

Excuse me for a moment.

THEY'RE ONTO ME

Sadly, while I used to be told I looked like Jesus when I wore my hair long, my hair is neither long at this time nor am I in current possession of a pug due to apartment limitations. 😔

In contrast, we all believe that you are who you say you are. No proof needed. None.

It’s colonel not corporal!

The Captains I see here are usually Starfleet, not US Army.

There are some ensigns, but lieutenants are still suspiciously missing!

And the lieutenants missing are suspicious...?

Hey now, I've never denied being suss!

But you're also not denying that you are in fact PugJesus... Interesting...

Advancement was never something I was interested in.
I work for a living.

Only the true Messiah would deny his own divinity

Of course I never went to West Point. I'm Navy.

I used to work in an office that had rules about how many of different types of personnel could be on the same airplane at the same time. With engineers on the team for instance, it was a massive pain scheduling flights anywhere because we were never allowed to have more than two of us on the same flight. We were allowed to have infinite LT's on any flight though, and somebody added an addendum to that chart indicating they were also allowed to run with scissors. I wouldn't admit to being a LT online either lol