You can't just post this meme and not give us at least a smidgen of advice in the comments. This is going to happen to me soon.. I can feel it..

A few of these people have breached containment of their office and started doing outdoor stuff, and they occasionally pull this on a trip at some point.

I hate it. Just bringing a corporate vibe to the outdoors.

If you know enough about the topic, whatever you say doesn't have to be true. Look up a few rock climbing locations around you and claim to be a rock climber. Now you need to know some basics in case someone asks a follow up, like where have you climbed?

No one will double check your "fun fact" as long as its not too crazy. No saying you've gone to the moon or played guitar in msg. Your favorite food was Gordon Ramsey beef wellington? Doesn't matter if you ever actually ate it. Just know that it's not a stew.

Just go full tmi awkward and soon they're no longer a thing. Im pushing 50 so I can easily chat about my prostate health, controversial political views or wow raids. Works every time.

Fun fact about me: I hate sharing useless "fun" facts about me.

Share the useful fun facts then. 👍

I handle vendor management, and I have a Kermit the frog kink.

Hi I'm with IT, and I once stab a man with Trident during an ice breaker event.

Actively considering emergency leaving.

"No"

Share unfun facts about you then 👍

How about telling an interesting fact about yourself?

Sure thing! I recently had some surgery in my mouth that affected my sense of taste and nothing tastes good. Almost everything I used to do for fun involved food in some way, so now I hardly enjoy anything. Bonus fun fact, I'm gaining weight because I keep eating because I'm I'm upset that nothing tastes good. Yay!

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So, you don't actually do anything interesting except the thing that happen to you by chance?

I work, do chores, watch videos, and eat till I hate myself. Everything else that I used to enjoy doing I no longer enjoy doing.