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Slothback thelemmy.club Slothback@thelemmy.club
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Removed the plastic and wire guard rail that was put in originally and now I'm unsure what to replace it with. Any ideas?

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NoWay lemmy.world aviationeast@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-05
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Wood or metal railings.

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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
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A troll who lives under the floorboards and emerges to yell at anyone who gets too close to the edge.

Be sure to feed him a steady stream of goats. You don't want a dead troll under your floor.

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Smuuthbrane sh.itjust.works smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-13
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Trampoline. Including on top.

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Smuuthbrane sh.itjust.works smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-13
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Canvas sheets and large diameter rope. Make it look nautical. Add a life preserver for added flair. Maybe a brass bell.

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Botzo lemmy.world Botzo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Storage (bookshelf?) secured to the floor/wall. Unless you really want the open feeling. Maybe with a mesh back (even something like hog wire), you can have the best of both worlds.

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e8CArkcAuLE piefed.social e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-12
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police crime scene tape!

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e8CArkcAuLE piefed.social e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-12
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

police crime scene tape!

on a serious note:
do you have a before picture? so as to know what to avoid !
@Slothback@thelemmy.club

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seathru quokk.au seathru@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-11-20
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I'd replace it with a wall. But I'm not the biggest fan of open floor plans.

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GreenShimada lemmy.world GreenShimada@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-12-22
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I would agree with either bookshelf anchored to the floor or pony wall.

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Maeve kbin.earth Maeve@kbin.earth
Joined: 2024-06-16
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Wood or metal railings.

Wood would be good if hardwood or bamboo flooring is considered later.

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exaybachae startrek.website exaybachae@startrek.website
Joined: 2026-02-16
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Canvas sheets and large diameter rope. Make it look nautical. Add a life preserver for added flair. Maybe a brass bell.

Brass bell you say?

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spiff lemmy.ca spiff@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-04-20
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I'm here for the stairwell wall color..... what is that dark green/blue wall color?It's so great and I want to paint my walls that color.

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kamenlady lemmy.world kamenlady@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-24
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Brass bell you say?

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kamenlady lemmy.world kamenlady@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-24
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on a serious note: do you have a before picture? so as to know what to avoid ! @Slothback@thelemmy.club

They won't get notified about your question if you don't post it in the main thread.

Edit: Or edit your first comment

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youcantreadthis quokk.au youcantreadthis@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-03-21
#16 · Quote Reply

Bookshelves. Cat trees. Tesla coils.

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bitteroldcoot piefed.social bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-11-22
#17 · (edited) Quote Reply

An elaborate tapestry showing the lord of the rings story would look really nice there.

How about this one…
https://www.amazon.com/Loccor-Backdrop-Photography-Background-Decorations/dp/B0CJ4W5QCG/

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Slothback thelemmy.club Slothback@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-03-02
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I'm here for the stairwell wall color..... what is that dark green/blue wall color?It's so great and I want to paint my walls that color.

It's Wellfleet by portola paints

https://portolapaints.com/collections/new-standard-1-2/products/wellfleet-acrylic

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einfach_orangensaft sh.itjust.works einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-04-08
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A troll who lives under the floorboards and emerges to yell at anyone who gets too close to the edge. Be sure to feed him a steady stream of goats. You don't want a dead troll under your floor.

nach 2-3 tagen ist der trocken und man riecht nix mehr

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RamRabbit lemmy.world RamRabbit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-11-16
#20 · (edited) Quote Reply

now what

You should replace it with a guardrail. Safety is no joke.

A handrail should go all the way to the top of the stairs. And a guardrail should surround the stairs so you cannot fall into them.

Edit: You are going to get destroyed during the home inspection when you sell the place. You will be putting a handrail and guardrails there at that point.


You can also add half-height sliding closets along the vertical sections of far wall there. It's a good height for hanging clothes. Punch a hole in the wall, add a new wall further back and add sliding closet doors. Don't forget to insulate behind your new closet.

Edit: Crawl back behind there first and verify there aren't studs there. If so, you don't want to cut through them without a professional telling you if they are structural or there just to back the drywall.

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Captain Aggravated sh.itjust.works captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Probably would have come up with a plan for installation before disassembly.

Your local home center will likely have reasonable banister options.

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i_stole_ur_taco lemmy.ca i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-13
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Bookshelves. Cat trees. Tesla coils.

Definitely Tesla coils. But the ones from Red Alert.

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youcantreadthis quokk.au youcantreadthis@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-03-21
#23 · Quote Reply

Definitely Tesla coils. But the ones from Red Alert.

Yes. Fortify your staircase. Make sure you have enough power plants, though!

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GreenKnight23 lemmy.world GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-21
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well, you could start with a late night Darwin submission at the bottom of the stairs.

I would recommend not doing that though.

maybe some temporary railing with 2x4s? at least until you figure out wth you want...

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NatakuNox lemmy.world NatakuNox@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#25 · Quote Reply

Paint everything that same color of brown. So the stairs really blend in.

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Bakkoda lemmy.world Bakkoda@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-28
#26 · Quote Reply

Paint everything that same color of brown. So the stairs really blend in.

And get rid of that light. It's too bright.

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AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version) lemmy.ca AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-10
#27 · (edited) Quote Reply

What about something like this:

image

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knotRyder lemmy.ca knotRyder@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-02-25
#28 · Quote Reply

I might be crazy but I would do glass like you see on like porches, balconies and the like

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a_non_monotonic_function lemmy.world a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-22
#29 · Quote Reply

Put the fucking rail back?

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Pman lemmy.org Pman@lemmy.org
Joined: 2026-03-08
#30 · Quote Reply

If you plan on getting rid of the wood supports you can do a bookshelf with a built in ladder on the far side to get to the books and make use of stuff there and aren't afraid of falling and on the near side put a couch with some sort of support so it can't fall into the stairwell, but only do those two things if you're ok with some clutter and difference in how that stairwell is set up, otherwise put something there to stop people falling regardless, thus the couch with the supports.

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jbellows piefed.social jbellows@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-05
#31 · Quote Reply

Banana peel? A puddle of grease? What effect are we going for here? Are we looking to injure or going for painful death while everyone laughs?

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DownToClown lemmy.world DownToClown@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-28
#32 · Quote Reply

A wall/shelf that mimicks the staircase but goes in the opposite direction so you have safety but its still pretty open? The backside of it could just be narrow boards.

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xep discuss.online xep@discuss.online
Joined: 2025-08-06
#33 · Quote Reply

Make a trapdoor and put a carpet on it. Secret passage!

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jasoman lemmy.world jasoman@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-07
#34 · Quote Reply

Fall down and break a leg?

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spiff lemmy.ca spiff@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-04-20
#35 · Quote Reply

It's Wellfleet by portola paints https://portolapaints.com/collections/new-standard-1-2/products/wellfleet-acrylic

Thank you so much!

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Mearcfara lemmy.ml Mearcfara@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-05-11
#36 · Quote Reply

What does the rest of the house look like? I'd try to match the time period. I.e. if victorian, then cast iron can be okay, if 50's or newer, bare/painted wood banister.

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