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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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unmagical lemmy.ml unmagical@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-10-30
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Walk into a police station and shoot a gun once.

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owenfromcanada lemmy.ca owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-04-18
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Yeah so you're gonna want to type that into your phone and do what it says

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toomanypancakes piefed.world toomanypancakes@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-09
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Probably driving there

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Go park in front of an elementary school, climb on the hood of your car, and masturbate while screamsinging "jesus loves the little children"

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amlor piefed.social amlor@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-04
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Land on a go to jail tile.

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calmblue75 lemmy.ml calmblue75@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-10-06
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Being born in an oppressed community.

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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-31
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Walk into a police station and shoot a gun once.

nerf?

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RegularJoe lemmy.world RegularJoe@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-04
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Go down about a mile or so, and hang a left at where the old oak tree was that my grand-daddy chopped down. Go about two or three hundred feet more, where Crazy Al's gas station used to be. I think it's McDonalds now. I haven't been there in years. Any who, look for the all-brick building. You can't miss it!

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MantisToboggon lemmy.world MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-11-19
Banned
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Using the incorrect bathroom.

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T00l_shed lemmy.world T00l_shed@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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Walk into a police station and shoot a gun once.

Skin colour will be the difference between going to jail, and the morgue, i fear

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