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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-31
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toomanypancakes piefed.world toomanypancakes@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-09
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One of me is too many already

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MantisToboggon lemmy.world MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-11-19
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#3 · Quote Reply

My penis is too large, if there were two of us we would collapse into a neutron star.

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olduffer lemmy.world ODuffer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#4 · Quote Reply

I need to renew AOMIE

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slazer2au lemmy.world slazer2au@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#5 · Quote Reply

BC I don't want to deal with myself.

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cynar lemmy.world cynar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
#6 · Quote Reply

https://youtu.be/p9adIGy674g

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stopforgettingit piefed.social stopforgettingit@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-21
#7 · Quote Reply

I don't want to raise a clone baby anymore than I want to raise a mixed DNA baby.

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eldavi lemmy.ml eldavi@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-18
#8 · Quote Reply

BC I don't want to deal with myself.

same here; i can't even deal w the voice in my head, much less a fully incorporated other me walking around. lol

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corsicanguppy lemmy.ca corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
#9 · Quote Reply

I have a clone. I've had one since I was a few minutes old.

No big deal, but be ready for the clone wanting independence and an identity.

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lasta piefed.world lasta@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-01-21
#10 · Quote Reply

I’m not flexible enough…ohh wait…you said cloned.

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chris l.roofo.cc chris@l.roofo.cc
Joined: 2023-06-14
#11 · Quote Reply

Who'd want two of me? Not me. Sometimes I feel like one is too many.

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0x0f piefed.social 0x0f@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-14
#12 · Quote Reply

And have another human being endure living in this hellscape? That would just be cruel.

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onlooker lemmy.ml onlooker@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2020-06-24
#13 · Quote Reply

I tried, but the git command keeps failing.

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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-31
#14 · Quote Reply

I tried, but the git command keeps failing.

git gud

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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-31
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I’m not flexible enough…ohh wait…you said cloned.

Is the ribcage a cage for your ... uh... activities?

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