How would you know if you don't try?

Don't worry, i'm a mechanic.

They could have tried already and failed.

Skill issue?

Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰

What needs fixing? Why was she caught?

Amateurs

Protect the dolls

You can't prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they "tried and failed"

She could've made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.

This doll wants to play…with you 🔪🔪🔪

I don't want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen

i would make her worse

Fucking monsters.

I love her just the way she is.

Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.

You don’t know who you’re dealing with, don’t ever tell me what I can’t do!

DON’T EVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T Do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFhbQuBEf8&t=59

GIRL POWER!

I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!

That's a plot point in The Sting

She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.

More like Asami in Audition...
chi chi chi chi

Also men while saying the above sticks dick in crazy

I don't want to fix her I want to show her killing for money isn't as satisfying as killing the money.

If she was to dye her hair blonde and dressed like a Russian model maybe drumpf might be attracted to her and well you know...... solve a few of the US's problems.

https://newschannel9.com/news/nation-world/hitwoman-doll-colombia-ex-boyfriend-murder-arrested-gang-homicide-accomplice-command-leader-colombian-police-arrest-gun-firearm-shoot-shooting-pistol-revolver-killings

She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.

Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.

That news is from December 2024. So why are you posting this in April 2026?

He ain't me

"Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy."

𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣..

I don't want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.

This is becoming a problem online in general. Just yesterday there was an article from Android Central making the rounds on the front page of Lemmy about iFixit and Kobo entering into a partnership. Except that partnership was entered into 2 1/2 years ago.

It's a known method of those repost-karma-farming bots on reddit to simply repost older content. We might run into the same issues here on Lemmy.

A cleaned-up quote from comedian Eddie Griffin...

"Have you 🤬 seen this 🤬 First 🤬 Lady?! 🤬gotta "perfect record". Don't tell me that this ain't KGB's most successful spy m🤬f🤬 to-date. Look at her eyes 🤬 got that fifty yard stare! Ni🤬, don't know where the body's buried. 🤬🤬🤬 knows where ALL the 🤬 bodies are buried. 🤬And that white n🤬 married her."

What's the incentive for Lemmy? Points/karma doesn't matter here.

And Killing Eve

I think here on Lemmy the incentive is comment and post history to have a more trusted account.

That was recently relevant in the wake of Amazon bricking older Kindles, I think.

Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?

You guys are looking at other people's accounts for trustworthiness? Most I do is judge people off what instance they're on (which I feel is simultaneously both a very and also not very "dot world" of me).

Relevance doesn’t mean burying the lede in regard to when it happened.

That's just Jennifer Gardner with extra steps.

Depends on the comment, the post, and how lazy I’m feeling in that particular moment.

I can fix her

Sadako?

Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny...

Don't blame me, I don't make the rules...

I think she is the Fixer

Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.