Please, sir, tell me why there's no black Superman, KKK kryptonite?
"God only makes Caucasian super-heroes."
Please, sir, tell me why we stick a man on the moon when life on earth's so cheap?
"Son we gotta do our bit for the world trade deficit."

Please, sir
Please, sir
Tell me why
If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional

Please, sir, tell me why there's so much vagrancy
"Layabouts get a job." - Well, there's an opening for a part-time Unabomber
Please, sir, tell me why my life's so pitiful but "the future's so bright."
Well, I'd look ahead but it burns my retinas

Please, sir
Please, sir
Tell me why
If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional

1. Superman (1903)

   • In terms of Übermensch (evolved being who transcends good/evil),
     the reference is from 1903.
   • Superman the hero from 1941, but the comicbook hero meaning is not
     necessarily needed here.
   • https://www.etymonline.com/word/superman#etymonline_v_22373

2. Superhero (1930)

   • An archetypical or transcendant human, from Nietzche.
   • First applied in Tarzan in 1930, for wider usage.
   • https://www.etymonline.com/word/superhero#etymonline_v_38760

3. Kryptonite (1943)

   • Simple weakness to invulnerable foe
     • https://www.etymonline.com/search?q=kryptonite
   • Older audiences would recognize "Achilles heel" better
     • Heel from 1810, tendon from 1680s, myth from 1c. C.E
     • https://www.etymonline.com/word/Achilles tendon#etymonline_v_44082

4. KKK (1878)

   • Kuklux Klan abbreviation
   • https://www.etymonline.com/word/Ku Klux Klan

5. Caucasian (1795)

   • Blumenbach's anthropological theory that man is distinguished into
     5 races, based on skull similarity. Assigned "white" to Caucasian.

6. God / "God is love" (Biblical origins)

   • John 4:8, "The one who does not love does not know God, because
     God is love."
   • https://biblehub.com/1_john/4-8.htm

7. "If we can put a man on the moon..." (1962)

   • Phrase first used less than a year after President Kennedy
     announced the moon landing program, but then used by others soon
     after. Lowell Purdy coined the phrase to criticize Kennedy about
     the federal farm policy:
     • "Nothing is impossible in this age of miracles,” he said. “If we
       can put a man on the Moon, we surely are capable of seeing that
       our temporary surplus agricultural products are placed in many
       hungry stomachs of the world.”
   • https://www.fastcompany.com/90366583/the-wild-improbable-history-of-the-phrase-if-we-can-put-a-man-on-the-moon

8. trade defecit (1540s)

   • Individually:
     • "trade" (1540s), business matters
       • https://www.etymonline.com/word/trade#etymonline_v_16851
     • "deficit" (1782), lacking in amount
       • https://www.etymonline.com/word/deficit#etymonline_v_911
     • Trade deficit (1540s)
       • When imports exceed exports, from the emergence of
         international trade systems
       • Likely from mercantilist era between 16th-18th centuries.

9. Dysfunctional (1915)

   • Dysfunction, "failure to function", medical/anatomical term.
   • https://www.etymonline.com/word/dysfunction#etymonline_v_31969
   • https://www.etymonline.com/word/dysfunctional#etymonline_v_16032

10. vagrancy (1706)

    • Life of idle begging
      • https://www.etymonline.com/word/vagrancy#etymonline_v_30854
    • "Vagrant" is around 1500s
      • https://www.etymonline.com/word/vagrant#etymonline_v_4601

11. pitiful (1580s)

    • wretched, contemptible
    • https://www.etymonline.com/word/pitiful#etymonline_v_36016

12. layabouts (1932)

    • "Habitual loafer"
    • https://www.etymonline.com/word/layabout

13. job (1620)

    • work to be done
    • https://www.etymonline.com/word/job#etymonline_v_6471

14. Part time (1891)

    • employment of less than the usual time
    • https://www.etymonline.com/word/part-time#etymonline_v_7266

15. Unabomber (1979)

    • Ted Kacznski was "initially called the Junkyard bomber", but this
      was changed when the FBI led a task force against him labelled
      "UNiversity and Airline BOMbing".
      • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski
      • https://www.fbi.gov/history/famous-cases/unabomber

16. "future's so bright" / burn my retinas (1986)

    • "Bright future" generally means a positive future, but here it is
      used with a more grim outlook, likely referencing the 1986 song
      "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" written by Pat MacDonald.
      • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Future's_So_Bright,_I_Gotta_Wear_Shades

• "Kryptonite" (1943) could be swapped out for an older word such as
  "repellant (1660s) and still match the timing of the song

  • https://www.etymonline.com/word/repellent#etymonline_v_46223

• "Layabouts" (1932) could be swapped out for "lazybones" (1590s)
  which is much older

  • https://www.etymonline.com/word/lazybones#etymonline_v_43170

• The whole "parttime unabomber" line could be swapped for "partial" (1380s) +
  "troublemaker" (1843), or the much older "instigator" (1590s)

  • https://www.etymonline.com/word/partial#etymonline_v_7255
  • https://www.etymonline.com/word/troublemaker#etymonline_v_39464
  • https://www.etymonline.com/word/instigator#etymonline_v_34963

• "I'm so dysfunctional" (1915) could be swapped out for "I'm just
  too much impaired" (1380s) and keep the same meaning, albeit it
  sounding stranger.

  • https://www.etymonline.com/word/impair#etymonline_v_1546

• "Superhero" (1930) could be swapped with the older "Superman"
  (1903) and still carry the same meaning.